• throwawayacc0430@sh.itjust.works
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    Sure, lets hire children for everything, I mean everything:

    “I’m bored, my mom grounded me”

    “Hey wanna play a game?”

    “What?”

    “Lets, turn the keys, see what happens.”

    “…”

    “C’mon pussy. There’s nothing fun at home anyways, you’re grounded. This is gonna be fun!”

    “Um… fine…”

    “Alright, 3… 2… 1…”

    keys are turned simultaneously

    🚀🌎🌏💥 (Nuclear ICBM Launched)

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    Lol! Good luck getting teenagers to work those kinds of jobs in the 1st place. But expecting them to work overnight, then go to school…without any meal breaks?

    LMFAO!! Who the fuck thought this would be a good idea? Unless they’re planning on forcing kids to do this, it will never happen.

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      Someone I knew was hard-core conservative and thought forcing (other people’s) kids to work was a fucking great idea. When asked about the dangers of working in a industrial kitchen or a meat packing plant he said he wasn’t worried about that at all. Insurance companies would never allow it.

      He spouted all kinds of other right wing BS that was almost as disturbing. That kind of nutcase is exactly who the fuck thought this would be a good idea.

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        Uugh. That’s so dumb. Insurance companies simply wouldn’t cover them…but that wouldn’t stop those companies from employing children. Especially if conservatives are dismantling work place safety regulations at the same time.

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      I think they’re expecting an influx of dropping out to enter the wage slave market work force. So for them, it’s hitting a triple - less expenses to education, a less educated populace, and a locked-in-for-life service industry workforce.

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    Good. But I don’t agree with anyone I know that Florida “isn’t that bad.”

    I don’t have a map of statistics where bad shit happens, but if I did, Florida would stand out.

    It’s a fucking swamp. Humans aren’t meant for that environment. (Actually, I don’t know if humans ever naturally adjusted to swamps, it just seems like tons of horrible ways to die)

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    The bill would have permitted 16- and 17-year-olds to work overnight on school days and work longer than an eight-hour day before a school day. Some 14- and 15-year-olds would also have been allowed to work those hours.

    While sane and modern countries use this time to educate children and ensure they don’t need to work graveyard shifts during high school even go so far as funding their higher education so they can become highly-functional and productive tax-paying members of society, America begins its foray into bringing back child labor to backfill some of the most grueling and thankless jobs in the country.

    Great fucking job you fucks

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      It’s not about backfilling the jobs, as much as it is about indoctrination into the slave work force and destroying their academic education.

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      I don’t think they’re planning on anyone growing up to pay taxes. They wanna make their cash today.

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          Yep. “Now that you don’t pay taxes, your boss can pay you less and you’ll still have higher net pay.”

          It’s all for the oligarchs. They don’t give a shit about the people.

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      I don’t know why they bother. Unemployment is probably going to be rampant by this time next year. No need to work kids to death when they can just starve them.

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    The bill have allowed 16 year olds to work 8 hours over night with no lunch/meal break while also attending school during the day. It’s slave labor.

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      Isn’t his state the same one that removed worker’s protections from heat, like mandatory water and cooling breaks for outdoor workers? Or was that Texas? Fuck both him and Abbot in the temple with a crowbar, either way… Fucking ghouls.

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        Yeah, FL not just removed it, they stated no local areas could implement their own and that contractors were banned from implementing anything of the sort for their employees. Not sure if anyone has checked on hospitalization/ death from heart exhaustion or heat stroke since that was signed in to law.

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    I do believe Mr. DeSantis should put his money where his mouth is, and have all of HIS children work these shifts, thus showing effective leadership with a prime example of how parents should treat their children.

    I mean, if it’s a good policy, he wouldn’t mind making his children work, right?

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    It would have only worked if those were mining jobs. You know how them kids yearn for the mines. Minor miners.