2028…? 👌😆🤣 It’s all over but the crying.

You can thank Merrick Garland.

”You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself beat to death by Jake Paul…”

There could be something delicious in here that wasps do make, and I want that.

—Charlie Kelly

No shit, Sherlock.

Raw milk and raw dogging porn stars

Politician life

It was not meant to imply “that chunky people are easily grifted”, my intent was that Elon & Trump were the endomorphs, but it was obviously easily misconstrued.

Either way, your point was valid and it has been edited :)

<looks at Warren…>

<checks calendar…>

<squints…>

<scratches head…>

Thanks for the constructive criticism, it has been edited for a better meaning

Edited with your suggestion :)

D epartment

O f

G rifting

E veryone

He can tear up all his own DUI’s now instead of having his Daddy do it

Gaetz has a decent chance of getting more done than milquetoast Merrick. (Laughcry 😭)

This timeline is completely FUCKED.

🎵Meet the new boss

Same as the old boss🎵

🎵They’re eating the bears…

They’re eating the whales…

They’re eating the raccoons of the people that live there🎵

That’s a dirty joke

He lives in the closet

Fievel goes to the White House

Fredo Corleone

Spork troops

Sure, Don…