I call the big one bitey!
Cat haters violently rubbing their hands…
How do you violently rub your hands? Do you mean excitedly?
You rub them so hard it starts producing smoke!
You imagine that you’re grinding up little tiny people between your hands while giving an over-the-top maniacal laugh.
Thanks for the screenshot but where is the link?
I don’t know what the rest think, but if you can’t find an article when you know the name of the site, the name of the author, the date and the title I think it’s more appropriate if you don’t get a link.
Link for convenience. This could be AI generated garbage.
We are going to be fucked when ai learns to write articles and attach them to links
I too really want to bite that pink nose in the picture
I foster extra spicy kittens and tame them so they can be adopted. Each time one bites me I think about how I have almost no insurance and this could be the one that unalives me. Those puncture bites are amazing. This little predator weighing less than 1% what I do can do me in with just their teeth.
My pet geese are so much safer.
spicy kitten
If it looks like this, it’s a lynx.
No lynx native to my area. But a bobcat is always an option. Some legends tell of cougars. I can always hope.
That’s a werewolf kitten, you can’t fool me
No, these are werewolf cats
Foster also, just had a foster fail.
But man, even if it killed me, still totally worth it.
We had four cats die within a year. All orange boys.
Then one day I get a call from a place I’m doing Trap Neuter Release. Some mom just dropped three kids on a porch. I go grab the kids and set a trap for mom. I get the kids home. Three orange girls, two are bobtails. I’ve been on the hunt for an orange girl for years. Jackpot.
Really hoping we get mom because these are bottle babies. Get mom. Orange girl with even less tail.
I know I’m probably keeping mom no matter how feral she is. Definitely one of the kids too.
Time to make the decision. Which kid to keep. Wife vetoes me. We are keeping them all. Plus two more orange girls that will show up over the year. I have six orange girls. Probably more than anyone on the east coast. So much foster fail. So few braincells.
Eventually tame mom after 12 months and multiple attempts on my life. So many orange girls.
Livin the dream
(We have one buttery ginger. Smart enough to just be a complete arsehat)
20 years later…
Kid: Dad, why did everybody turn into cat-zombies?
Dad: They caught Dipshit Nigel Disease, son.
Correct me if I’m wrong…. But isn’t finding a new bacteria rather common for people who look at bacteria?
It’s new to me.
Yes.
For a long time identifying bacteria required growing them on different media. If then bacteria didn’t grow on the media, we didn’t know what it was. However for most pathogenic bacterium we did figure out how to culture them.
Then molecular biology advanced to a level where we can amplify and sequence a single bacterium’s DNA. This has led to a continuous stream of new species discoveries from different environments.
Finding a new pathogenic bacteria for humans is still a rare discovery.
Way to ruin that guy’s Plague Inc run, man.
If that happened to me, and I got rid of it, I’d ask if the infection could be named after me.
I want it to be remembered that I won.
Really? You want an annoying disease to be named after you? Like “fuck me i got the stoy today”
I’d want to have them to name it after me. “Dave Fever” has a ring to it.
You’ve already got a syndrome, don’t be greedy
I would want them to let me choose the name.
Nah. They would name it Spspspspspiosis.
That sounds more like the name of the treatment than of the bacteria itself.
Meowmonella
For science!
🫱😾
Sure, he gave permission for them to publish the paper about him. But, did he give them permission to address him solely as “48 year old obese man?”
That is literally adding insult to injury.
The most important part is missing: Did he got to name the bacteria?
Catman
… What’s the meme here?
Involves a cat, well known meme vehicle for millennia
Thought that was avocado toast.
Wow, a new unknown bacteria! Probably two pills of any generic antibiotic and it’s gone! Oh no, let me never pet a stray ever again.
Last year one guy in England went outside for a walk, slipped and fell hitting his head against the pavement – he ended up in a hospital. Me, I now do not recommend anyone in the world ever leaves the premises of their apartment.
Me, I now do not recommend anyone in the world ever leaves the premises of their apartment.
Based on my experiences, it’s not a good idea and should be avoided if possible.
Read the article, he was on a cocktail of generic antibiotics and still needed iv vancomycin
To be fair, the sub headline says “was bit by” so I wouldn’t hope for any journalistic excellence
Read the article
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