Other clips from the rally went viral as well, including Trump saying, “I’m for us. You know how you spell us, right? U.S. I just picked that up. Has anyone ever thought of that before?”
I hate this timeline so much.
I just picked that up.
More evidence he’s a challenged 5 year old trapped in an old man’s body.
ImTrumpAndThisIsDeep
ExplainLikeImTrump
Reading this made me wanna cry. It’s so fucking sad that millions of people actually voted for this man. Wow, just wow.
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What’s even sadder is that it’s millions of people that some of us used to look up to and respect, now we just have a bunch of sad brainwashed shells of the people they used to be before Trump/conservative propaganda got ahold of them. They broke our communities and now they’ve broken our families, now all that’s left is for them to break is us.
I’m not the biggest Hillary fan but she’s been right about the Trump Qult from day 1 and this is a great essay from her about this topic:
https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2023/08/hillary-clinton-essay-loneliness-epidemic/674921/
Hillary definitely isn’t the person who needs to be delivering this message, but the message resounds.
Her being right about the Trump cult doesn’t make her any less of a milquetoast Democrat who only started caring about things like gay marriage when public opinion supported it. Any politician who can’t stand by values and instead changes tack based on public opinion is a shitheel.
She was right about them being Deplorables and she is right about their isolation and loneliness being part of why they’re able to be weaponized.
That doesn’t make her any less of the person whose campaign strategy was to promote Donald Trump during the primaries, and then failed to do on-the-ground rallies in swing states that she lost electorally. She actually won the popular election, by quite a bit. She was pretty much one of the few people who could have lost to Trump. Jeb Bush was also running the same year, and after two Bushes and one Clinton presidencies, I think the Democratic party really underestimated people’s dislike of political dynasties.
Anyway, right message, wrong person to be delivering it because her fucking hubris and thinking that Trump was gonna be easy to beat is part of what got us in this stupid fucking festering mess.
My neighbors have started putting out trump 2024 flags. I have no idea how anyone can look positive at that man…
Jesus. This sounds like literally every parody version of George W Bush, trying to get a laugh out of how massively exaggerated they made his stupidity.
USA: We couldn’t possibly elect a president dumber than GWB
GOP: Hold my beer…
Just because Donald Trump is a moron doesn’t mean George W Bush wasn’t incredibly stupid. Both things can be true.
Let’s not forget that Bush only graduated from college because his parents donated money to keep him from being given failing grades and flunking out.
There are entire buildings on the Yale campus that only exist because W was such a poor student.
Bush was an average student academically, not excelling but also not failing. He excelled in social skills though. He was able to remember names and details of everyone in a room. He was convivial and enthusiastic. He was a member of many clubs, groups, and societies. He was proof that being liked is sometimes more important than being smart.
Trump is not either. He’s proof that if you keep telling people that you’re better than them then lots of them will believe you.
Just because Donald Trump is a moron doesn’t mean George W Bush wasn’t incredibly stupid. Both things can be true.
I’m not saying otherwise, but do you remember when parody movies were all the rage, and GWB was always portrayed as having the intelligence of a 5 year old?
Example:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BAM5hMMp0M
“I’m for us. You know how you spell us, right? U.S. I just picked that up. Has anyone ever thought of that before?”
Tell me this doesn’t sound like a line from one of those.
You aren’t wrong, and I do think they are both dumb as shit, I do however still hold that Trump is stupider than W.
No argument there at all, on scale of 1 to 10 of stupid, 10 being the dumbest, W is a 6 or 7, while Trump marks an 11 on the scale and then claims he’s a 50.
From the guy who you could insert him saying me/Trump whenever he said United States, this country etc. Of course he doesn’t think about the word us, that’s means including people who aren’t him.
lol okay that’s a fair point.
/im14andthisisderp
For the past 30 years I’m still not sure if it’s US Weekly or U.S. Weekly. So yea, I guess I’ve thought of that before.
It’s a little ‘s’. I too have made that mistake…
What could be a more fascist thing to say?
If somebody else gave incorrect voting instructions, that would be election interference.
They don’t usually do it in a way that would tank their own election though.
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TBH, I’m totally ok with the trumpies not voting
Yeah, I think there’s a difference between tricking people into making invalid votes and straight-up asking them not to vote.
“I’m for us. You know how you spell us, right? U.S. I just picked that up. Has anyone ever thought of that before?”
jfc
You know this sounds super smart to a certain group of people…
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imMAGAandthisisdeep
Hold on. U and s… that does spell us! To think no one has thought of that until Trump! This is truly Trumps world and we are just living in it.
Impeggyhillandthisisdeep
No need to slander Peggy like that.
My dad…
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No Don, no one has thought of that. Just like no one has ever remembered “person man woman camera TV” before.
sigh everything is terrible lol
Awww, Donnie just learned how to spell a two letter word! What a smart boy he is!
Well, that’s because Look, having nuclear—my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart —you know, if you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I’m one of the smartest people anywhere in the world—it’s true!—but when you’re a conservative Republican they try—oh, do they do a number—that’s why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune—you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we’re a little disadvantaged—but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me—it would have been so easy, and it’s not as important as these lives are (nuclear is powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what’s going to happen and he was right—who would have thought?), but when you look at what’s going on with the four prisoners—now it used to be three, now it’s four—but when it was three and even now, I would have said it’s all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don’t, they haven’t figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it’s gonna take them about another 150 years—but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us.
Can we put this in text books as “example of how democracy is not an exact science.”
Sometimes you have a thought or idea that you think is 100% unique and original and then you do five seconds of Googling to discover that not only have a lot of other people thought of it before, but they thought of it long before you ever did and may already be a thing you never knew about. You have a Today I Learned moment and life goes on.
…and then there’s whatever the fuck this idea is that should have never even left his mouth to begin with. It’s one thing to drop this granule of insight down on the bar while you’re sharing a beer with your pals after you’ve had one too many already. It’s another to hear it come from someone that once led the country and some people think is smart. Holy Jesus.
When will Jason Bateman be cast as Batman?
When he stops being “Master Batesman”
I’m really high and I really don’t mean this to come across as critical but what was the thought process in adding the s to bateman? If you skip the s the joke still makes sense and you get to keep the last name intact.
Honestly? You ascribe far more intentionality than I had.
It was probably autocorrect or habit. Used to have an employee by that name, who, may have frequented our texts…
The final straw was going on a crusade to figure out who ate his “Craft cup cakes” (from a cup cake shop. Disgusting things- they used shortening in the butter cream.)
The thing was, he left them on the coffee service where we leave things for sharing. (Donuts, bagels. Cupcakes.) basically everybody walked by and had them a slice of cupcake.
1969 - Hogan’s Heroes. Col. Klink is shown a insignia button found in the woods. “it says ‘us’” he says (to canned laughter)
So only 54 years ago confirmed evidence that it had been thought of before
Two letters. Two. Dude thinks he invited the idea. What an absolute skid mark.
Sounds like another coup attempt being foreshadowed by Trump
Yeah, though I wouldn’t be surprised if he legit didn’t really want to be president in the first place, but the opportunity to fleece more people was too great for him to pass up so he just ran with it and can’t stop now.
The grift is 100% there but I think he does want to be president again because he believes that that will absolve all crimes.
Not in Georgia!
He’ll just pardon himself.
He’ll pardon himself in Georgia, too, even though that’s totally not a thing, then double-dog-dare Georgia to do something about it.
It obviously has never been put to the test, but all the hypotheticals about the subject I’ve ever heard about conclude that what would most likely happen is that the verdict would still stand, but any kind of incarceration would be deferred or outright eliminated because the execution of his Presidential duties would take precedent.
He wouldn’t be able to pardon himself, but Trump would clearly spin the fact that he avoided punishment as “TOTAL EXONERATION”, which is often enough for his ego and to placate his base.
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I don’t think Trump realizes we’re all aware of what he’s capable of.
I’m not going to worry about voting on election night. Because I will have voted days/weeks earlier through my state’s effective vote by mail system.
That’s why they hate it so much.
Unfortunately I’m in a red blood state with some really corrupt officials. I can’t trust that my mail in ballot won’t be “lost”
Fill out your mail-in ballot, then just drop it in the secured ballot box at your polling location. Then DeJoy doesn’t get to fuck with your vote.
Didn’t South Park already kind of pick up on the fact that Trump gives off the vibe that he doesn’t REALLY want to be President, he just wants the perks of campaigning?
Mr. Garrison in like a whole 8 months of clips basically plots and plans on how he can get OUT of it, only to keep finding himself in situations where he somehow gets further in the polls.
This feels exactly like that.
He just wants his name in lights. It’s a personality disorder.
He doesn’t want to do anything. He never has had to.
It’s not talked about how just so seriously mentally ill trump is. The Goldwater rule is probably for the best, but trump is, well, just look into the DSM. Way worse than Goldwater.The wiki captures it as well.
I went to a lecture of a criminal psychologist recently about psychopathy. Psychopaths are often also narcissists, and there are a number of personality traits to identify them. The more traits one has, the more likely the person is a clinical narcissist. Trump would check all those boxes, every single one.
I’d never heard of the Goldwater rule but wow it makes sense that that rule is named after that asshole
Thing is, this time around he’s either in the White House or in federal prison. Stupid as he is, I think he still understands that much.
Yeah, it’s actually scarier that this time he really wants it. And that when the 4 years is up, he has to stay in power in order to stay out of prison.
You mean how he looked completely miserable election night with everyone else around him celebrating?
I’m amazed more isn’t made of this.
Then I think he realized how little he could actually do.
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I’m p. sure everyone picked up on that vibe, don’t even need to watch South Park to have figured it out.
I never knew that such a large portion of our population was so far below what I would have thought was the average intelligence until I heard they thought this man was smart. This guy is an idiot and that scares me to think what that means about his cult members’ intelligence levels.
No one dumb enough to think this guy is smart should be trusted with any adult responsibilities; not gun ownership, not voting and definitely not reproducing.
Fun fact: half the population has below average intelligence.
The issue is how far below average most of his supports appear to be.
This is apparent to me every day at work. The public washroom has an indicator beside it that will light up green with the words “OCCUPIED WHEN LIT” any time the door is locked from within. This is a very obvious indicator, though to the average person, green mean go. And every single time I’m using it, you bet your ass some fucking Neanderthal approaches that door, immediately becomes confused over the meaning of occupied, and decides it must be synonymous with vacant. They then grab ahold of the handle and not once, not twice, but often attempt to rip that fucking door down three times before their meat brain tells them “DOOR LOCKED!”. You can literally feel the desperation and confusion in every one of those attempted breaches.
Every. Fucking. Time.
And I don’t shit at work, so I’m not often in there more than a couple of minutes. I think I’m going to start bellowing “GREEEN MEEANN GGOOOOOOOO!” from inside every time this happens.
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One of customers told me how much he likes Trump thinks he his smart. This was after him and his son were talking about how dumb Biden is.
I have lost respect for customer and wouldn’t want him our his company working on my floor.
In fairness, I don’t think Biden is some genius, either. Perception of his intelligence isn’t helped by the fact that he apparently can’t stop plagiarizing other people’s speeches.
This gem also from the article should have made even the really stupid people in the audience walk out.
I’m for us. You know how you spell us, right? U.S. I just picked that up. Has anyone ever thought of that before?
Right? That one hurt my head so much reading it that I couldn’t make myself watch the video out of fear my own brain cells would commit suicide.
By definition almost half of the population has an IQ of below 100. And IQ is obviously a flawed metric by itself, you can have a high IQ and still struggle with getting through a day without saying something stupid.
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Me after reading the headline: “Haha, that’s hilarious! Yes, Trump voters, don’t worry about voting!”
Me after reading the article: “Well, that was disturbing.”
You don’t have to vote, don’t worry about voting. The voting, we got plenty of votes.
Why does it sound like he’s got a mountain of fake ballots sitting in a warehouse that he’s gonna drop from a blimp or some shit.
I’m wondering if he doesn’t really want to be President
I honestly don’t think he wanted to be president the first time. It would have made sense for him to make a big show of running, but lose, and just embrace the publicity.
Of course that assumes a level of foresight and planning that he hasn’t demonstrated since, so it’s hardly a firmly held belief.
I think he’s much too fragile of ego to intentionally lose. I doubt he even let his kids win at games as children.
Partly because I doubt he ever actually played with them but also because he’s a complete cunt.
Had he lost in 2016, I think he would have been secretly happy about it, but would have publicly griped about “stolen elections” and the like. Then, he would have gotten paid to go on talk shows and give speeches for 4 years about how the Democrats stole the election from him and how he could easily fix every problem facing America (without actually giving a single detail on what he’d do).
I just don’t feel that lines up with his behaviour anywhere else.
He has a pathological need to be seen as “best at everything” and will publicly say embarrassing, easily exposed lies.
He claimed he had the biggest inauguration. He claimed to be in incredible physical and mental health. He claimed the head of the boy scouts called to tell him “he gave the greatest speech they’d ever been given”.
He took a sharpie to a hurricane map because he knows better than meteorologists. He told people to inject bleach because he knows better than experts in medical science. Butch manly men walk up to him crying tears of gratitude because they love him so much.
The “stolen election” excuse is another of these excuses. He can’t admit he lost because only losers lose, so he started a lie that blamed anything except his personal failings.
Im sure he played plenty of games with Ivanka, all of them he learned from prostitutes.
2016 was not the first time he ran. He had multiple presidential bids in previous election years, most of which amounted to nothing other than free publicity for him and a stroke of his own ego. He was never taken seriously and would always bow out after raking in some donations that he probably embezzled.
Then 2016 happened and suddenly everyone was taking him seriously this time. I really do believe he didn’t expect to have a chance at winning against Hillary and that’s the only reason he didn’t bow out early in the race like he usually did. He was having fun shit-smearing the other Republican candidates live on stage at debates and must have thought nobody would actually vote for him. The look on his face when they announced the winner wasn’t the look of someone overjoyed to have been elected President.
He needs to win. The crimes he’s committed are obviously crimes, well documented, and he has gone right up to the line on publicly admitting this. The only way he stays out of jail is if he wins and pardons himself. Or if the hamberders block his heart in the next year.
Covfefe logic. Simple as that.
Because he has an IQ below room temperature and I’m talking Celsius.
“Watch the voters”
We already have poll watchers, is he really trying to go full 1933 nazi and have his zealots “monitor” voters?
Great.
Watch them for what exactly? For… Voting for another candidate? I don’t understand. Like. They are looking for fraud? What would that look like?
I don’t get it. Like if I went and watched the people at my local voting center, I would see a bunch of senior citizen voulenteers handing out ballots, and then I would see people putting their ballots into the big scantron machine thing. That’s what it would look like. That’s what it looks like every time.
He doesn’t want them “watching” for anything. This is a dog whistle for textbook voter intimidation tactics.
Sane people may be too scared to show up and vote because they actively fear for their safety due to threats of violence or social reprisal.
Watch that be what all of these mass shootings have been about. People hanging out in some random chat room or forum getting talked into shooting up schools, movie theaters, churches, concerts, etc… And the whole thing ends up being connected to this creepy cabal of people like Roger Stone and Steve Bannon. They get people to stand around the polling places with AR’s and then people are afraid of becoming another statistic.
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If you have 2 people charging into a voting place and being stupid they get arrested. If you have 100 people then the voting place gets shut down for safety.
Shut down enough places in the other guys territory and you win.
And if you have 100 people charging in while the votes are being counted? I wonder what happens then.
Florida 2000. The Supreme Court gives itself the power to supersede the Constitution and Congress and the State Secretary. They then hand the election to the GOP. (Who promptly lost the recount but too late, SCOTUS said so!)
Thanks, too many folks forget that Jan 6 was the second violent coup perpetrated against the United States in the last few decades. Not only does the Brooks Brothers Riot absolutely count as one, it actually succeeded.
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He has said this shit each election how are people surprised still?
Yes.
He is consistantly pulling from Hitler’s playbook. Why is this surprising?
Here’s something few of the libs think about; Many of us are armed as well.
Lol, not nearly enough compared to American conservatives. 30% to 69%. You are outnumbered over 2-1.
I am not an American, I just look at statistics for everything.
It’s so he can start bitching more and more after he loses again and his cult can try to overthrow the government again.
He wants to break the system, dumbasses.
He is prove the system is already broken. When in a democracy, voters who can read and write, who are impoverished and on avg can’t even afford a $500 emergency vote for a billionaire, I’d say that is a failure of the system.
edit: I am not saying billionaires are worse than anybody else, I am just saying their interests probably don’t have a lot of overlap with the avg voter.
It’s ok, I’ll say it, billionaires are greedy fucks killing our society, individuals who should not exist in a functional society.
Billionaires are worse than everyone else. Greed on their scale is killing the planet and people.
No one becomes a billionaire through ethical means. You have to grind people down to make that kind of money.
To prove it, just how rich can someone get without making any unethical choices?
Imagine waking up with billions of dollars. What would you do with it? If you say keep it and try o take more from the populous then you are an enemy of the populous. They have brain damage from greed. They are worse than everyone else.
I would spend all but 1 billion on just buying wetlands and the legal resources to make sure they never get touched. Doing good the laziest way possible.
With the remaining billion I will start my own space program.
Oh don’t apologize! Let me show you something:
- 10,000 seconds = 2.8 hours
- 100,000 seconds = 27.8 hours
- 1,000,000 seconds = 11.6 days
- 10,000,000 seconds = 115.7 days
- 1,000,000,000 seconds = 31.7 YEARS
I haven’t even lived for a billion seconds yet and I was born in 94! A billion is a truly obscene high quantity. I don’t think there’s a moral way to gain that much wealth, and if there is, it’s an exceptionally rare possibility.
I am 1,735,668,000 seconds old, and so I have seen some shit. Donald Trump is just an unseemly hiccup in an insignificant span of time. There were ghastly horrors before him and there will be ghastly horrors after him. These nuisances seem important because this is your now, you’ll realize how little they meant when this is your then. As in, it seemed so important then, while you look back at the Land of Then from the clear hilltops of After.
I hope so. I’d rather this all be something my kids or grandkids ask me about.
They are objectively worse - it’s immoral for a billionaire to exist (meaning to amass that amount of money, not to physically exist). You can’t get to that point without knowingly/actively hurting others. They are worse people, period… and you don’t have to cover your bases and backpedal on this point. Starts to sound line the famous “temporarily embarrassed millionaires” quote.
That’s why the Electoral College exists
If people are voting for Trump then they will put their votes towards a better alternative
Ironically Hillary Clinton had 3 million more votes than Trump. Without electoral college it would have been a Hillary Presidency.
We’ve had 6 presidential elections in the 21st century. The Republican candidate won the popular vote one out of those 6 times. Yet we’ve had 3 Republican Presidential terms resulting from those elections.
Yes, it doesn’t work as intended but political parties weren’t intended either
I think it works as intended by those who put it in place.
A lot of things brought in were done so because they didn’t know how to exploit it
He’s leading the polls?
Only in certain polls, and as we have seen time and again, the polls don’t mean shit. Bernie was leading in the polls this far out from the election in 2019. “Somehow” he isn’t president.
Hell, Hillary was leading in the polls on, and after, election day 2016. She won the general election…
The electoral college needs to be abolished.
Agreed. If the Superbowl was “won” by the losing team 17% of the time people would riot.
Only in certain polls,
… specifically the majority of polls published in the last week: https://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/polls/president-general/2024/national/
That being 8/13 at the time of writing with Biden only leading in one.
“The polls”
If I go outside and ask the three young kids riding their bikes what their favorite ice cream is, I’ve joust conducted a poll.
Apropos to this specific scenario, if I go to a chocolate lovers convention and ask their favorite ice cream flavor, guess which flavor might leaf the way. Now what is while along the question, I was wearing a t-shirt that says “vote for chocolate and I’ll give you $20 bucks”.
“Chocolate is leading in the polls, okay… You know it, I know it.”
What point are you trying to make?
Are you implying that only live and die Trump voters are being polled?
I mean, to a degree, polling in general is still conducted with a very antiquated structure that tends to bring in responses predominately from the underemployed, undereducated and elderly (so huge cross section of enthusiastic trump voters over represented in those groups). But my specific point here was that he’s ambiguously citing “polls” and not a specific poll - They aren’t all created equal and in fact, you can bet the ones that trump would proudly reference are typically biased as fuck in how they ask questions and analyze results.
Asking your supporters to engage in voter intimidation for the next election when you’ve been charged, and will be tried shortly, for leading an insurrection after the last election seems like a great game plan. /s
I can’t imagine being this guys lawyer. You must either be eating a handful of Tums every night, or your just as loony as him and actually don’t see how everything he says and does it toxic to himself and everyone in his orbit.
His lawyers are just there to drag it out, they plan on using mob violence to settle things when time runs out if he hasn’t been elected.
There are two things his lawyers are going to bank on: that toxic and illegal are very different things and that their real goal is to drag things out in hopes of a second term for Trump.
Maybe the ones that aren’t co-defendants with him … yet. Although helping him win a 2nd term gets them what? If he gets his 2nd term, and the GOP gladly allow him to assume his dream of being dictator:
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- he will have just as much chance of paying them (probably less than 1%).
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- he would also have no need for the law/lawyers/judges. I think anyone that could challenge him would be in the first wave of the “purge” .
It seems that his remaining lawyers are grifters rather than true believers…
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their real goal is to drag things out in hopes of a second term for Trump.
… their real goal is to drag things out because they get paid by the hour.
Hopefully, for their sakes, they get paid up front. If they work and then bill Trump for their hours worked, then they might not get paid at all.
It’s a convenient scenario where the best strategy for the client is also the highest billing strategy.
“Dont worry about voting, just intimidate and threaten the other people who are voting.”
Other clips from the rally went viral as well, including Trump saying, “I’m for us. You know how you spell us, right? U.S. I just picked that up. Has anyone ever thought of that before?”
No, Donnie. No one has ever thought of this. You’re the first, you beautiful genius. /s
Trump has killed satire.
The Onion and the like have nowhere left to go…
“Very stable genius.”
Sounds like he’s instructing his people to harass and intimidate voters. Add it to the pile of crimes?
