(sorry for the Daily Mail link).
If he stole all of the right shoes, that means everything’s left.
And if everything’s left, did he take anything?He seems like an all right guy
If the shoe don’t fit you must acquit.
There’s plenty left: all the wrong ones.
Seems pretty sinister of him…
I dunno, I have 2 left feet so win win for me.
I can appreciate this kind of mayhem.
He seems all right to me.
This guy.
He’s all right, I guess
He must’ve been desperate, he’s got nothing left
To be fair, stealing all the right sided shoes from a shoe store just to irritate Barry Allen is absolutely something Thawne would come up with.
also could be the plot of a Phineas and Ferb episode.
BEHOLD, MY RIGHT FOOT SHOE STEAL INATOR
INTERNATIONAL CRIME RING AFOOT!?
Afoot!
Dumbass stole an odd number of shoes.
who steals a shoe(s)? honestly!
Someone with one leg.
Bet the store owner was hopping mad.
I’m just saying, renaming your store to “53 Shoes” after this would be really funny.
I wish that I could say that it isn’t right, but…
In fact, it seems it was all right
All that was left was left.
Probably gonna sell them on onefoottwoshoes.com
My guess is he has a new romantic interest who is one legged that he’s trying to impress.
Is her name Peg?
If it’s wrong to take the right shoes, then would it be it right to take the left shoes?
It would be right to take the wrong shoes.
three wrongs don’t make a right. but three lefts do
