• Roundeyegweilo@lemm.ee
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    3 days ago

    On the morning it’s just easier to go in the sink. This way I’m not pissing all over the floor.

    If your toilet is too low to the ground, it also usually winds up on the floor, so I’ll just use the sink.

    People also spit their fucking gross toothpaste in there. Urine is technically sterile. Spit is, infinitely less so. If you’re going to use a sink filled with water to wash your face, you should probably clean the sink regardless

    Though I agree. People who shit in sinks need to be sent away

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      If you can’t avoid pissing on the floor then fucking sit down like a civilized, intelligent creature. Don’t be a disgusting degenerate.

      Furthermore, if this is some weird masculinity thing where you feel like less of a man for sitting to pee, then you need help. Sitting to pee doesn’t make you look any less of a man. You wanna know what makes you look like less of a man? Pissing in the sink because you’re too scared that you’ll have your man-card revoked if you dare to sit while you pee.

      • Roundeyegweilo@lemm.ee
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        3 days ago

        No one is revoking my man card, because someone would have to be able to kick my ass to do that.

        Its more comfortable for me to stand and piss. And in going to piss in my sink.

        And I’m not sitting to piss. It’s not because I think it’s effeminate. It’s because Im comfortable standing, and no one is going to make me change.

        So unless you plan on coming to my house and breaking my legs off, I will continue to go in my sink. 👍

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      3 days ago

      it’s a myth that urine is sterile. It contains bacteria from the bladder, and may gain more as it leaves the urethra.

      • Roundeyegweilo@lemm.ee
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        3 days ago

        Oh shit thanks for the clarification.

        In that case I guess I’ll just piss on your floor and leave it then.

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              What, you’re scared that you won’t be a manly man if you don’t piss standing up and splash your piss around so you can put your feet in it next time you go? You would rather piss in the sink than sit in a room where no one can see you anyway?

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      3 days ago

      Just sit on the toillet man… Its way cleaner and will allow you to shake that last drop that always ends up on the underwear.

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        3 days ago

        Opposite for me. I usually sit down but the last drops never come out unless I stand up and squeeze them out. Its definitely extra work to hold it while standing up, making sure it doesnt get on my pants.

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          Sitting down allows me to easily reach bellow the testicles to apply a bit of pressure and that takes the last drop out.

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          3 days ago

          Same here! I have a toilet that requires the user to sit in order to pee and I end up with way more drippage.

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        3 days ago

        I’m going to get called toxic for this but whatever.

        I’m not sitting down to piss. 😂

        Ill keep pissing in my sink, and you’ll never be able to stop me.

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        3 days ago

        You’re fucking nasty. As an American, an armed American, I’d shoot you in the ass on site , if I caught you pissing in my sink.

        Shortened it for you.

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        You’d shoot me in the ass without my consent?

        Damn bro, not only is that gay (I don’t swing that way, but I’m flattered), but it’s also rape. So just don’t do that.