The Senate passed a resolution Wednesday to make business attire a requirement on the Senate floor.

The moves comes after backlash to Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer’s (D-N.Y.) directive to scuttle the chamber’s informal dress code, which was widely viewed to be inspired by Sen. John Fetterman (D-Pa.).

The bipartisan resolution requires that business attire be worn on the floor of the Senate, “which for men shall include a coat, tie, and slacks or other long pants.”

The bill does not spell out what the attire includes for women.

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    I’m so glad the country doesn’t have any actual problems that need to be addressed so the Senate can afford to spend time on nonsense like this.

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    Yes, let’s enforce a classist dress code to remind everyone how classist we are. That’ll fix everything.

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      It certainly makes it more likely for the rich to be able to go to the senate. Especially if you’re an especially big and tall guy like Fetterman who would have to get all of his suits tailor-made.

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          You might not have a nobility but you’ve sure as shit got an aristocracy. Cabots, Lowells, Hearsts, Kennedys…

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            Oh absolutely but they don’t hold titles or political power granted by blood. If the Vanderbilt family loses all its money that’s it. I’ve known several poor people whose family had been old money but lost it all. Our aristocracy has to fight to stay an aristocracy.

            And yeah that’s part of the point of the senate. It was clearly meant for representatives to be the common dredges of society, whoever the hell the people of a small geographical area felt represented them at the time. Both the 6 year term and the 2 per state quantity are meant to make it a more prestigious institution. It’s more expensive to become a senator and you have to be able to appeal to people outside your area. That results in a handful of senators that aren’t alike, but for the most part they’re career politicians, rich people, backed by rich people, or from a more legal background. A representative Kennedy isn’t sure they want to be a politician that much, is breaking their teeth, or is a fuckup, kennedies are senators. The founders of the United States saw themselves in the senate or executive branch. Hell, even in states with more senators than representatives, due to the greater power of senators they’re the ones that fit those descriptions.

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            the Lowells speak only to Cabots, and the Cabots speak only to God

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          Attempt? That was the original intent. They still wanted aristocracy, they just wanted it to be wealth based instead of hereditary.

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              Let’s remember that a bastard who married rich that had a good deal of influence on how our government works. He definitely was making sure that he had a future.

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      It’s the Senate, it’s intended to be the “upper class.”

      The rabble is supposed to be in the House of Representatives.

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    The tie is the most useless piece of clothing ever invented. It serves no purpose (shut up about the original function, it no longer serves it) except to constrict your airway and dip into your spaghett.

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        To please King Louis XIII.

        During the 30 year war, Croatian mercenaries fought alongside the King in battle. To keep their jackets tied they used a piece of cloth which King Louis XIII took a strong liking to. He made this smart scarf a mandatory accessory for royal gatherings. Paying homage to the Croats who introduced this scarf to him, he named it ‘La Cravate’, which is still the French name for the necktie today.

        Over the ages, the cravat has evolved into the modern necktie we wear today. Since their origins in military regiments, they have been a symbol of power and respect. Throughout the 19th century, they swept through the Western world. They were found in most universities, schools, sports clubs and gentlemen clubs.

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          …could be the soldier in the white cravat who turns the key in spite of the fact that this is the end of the cat and the mouse who dwelt in the house where the laughter rang and the tears were spilt; the house that jack built…

          …bang-bang, shoot-shoot, white-gloved thumb: lord, thy will be done…

          “He was always a good boy,” his mother said, “he’ll do his duty when he’s grown.”

          …yeah, everybody’s got someone they call home…

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      The original function of any dress code is always maintained by the aristocracy and adopted by the people to put on the same airs, never the other way around.

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        That’s the first thing I check out when I pick up a nudie magazine.

        Edit: I think… I have no idea what a placket is

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      Please don’t take this from men. It’s like 1 of the only 3 socially acceptable male fashion accessories.

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    Sure, cause the ex president with the most federal charges is in business attire and he is an upstanding citizen. Let’s focus on how people look instead of actual issues.

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      It’s only ever about appearances with the repubs. They want the appearance of propriety. If they start dressing like their lessers, then The lessers might realize they are equals.

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        It’s also why suits are so expensive. It’s not like the cloth that makes a suit is any different than the cloth used to make my Slayer T-shirt.

        If all the poors started wearing suits they’d just invent something else and make it cost $1mil per outfit.

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      Even trump might be out of code, unless high heels are acceptable business attire for men.

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    This is what’s important to these people. They don’t care about millions suffering every day, they don’t care about the climate going to shit, they don’t care about the economy. They’re up in arms because someone might not wear a full suit in their presence. These are your “representatives”.

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    How about instead of making sure they wear the correct clothing, you make sure they do their god damn fucking job of making life better for the citizens. Because that hasn’t been happening for decades now and what they wear while fucking over Americans hardly matters.

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      The crappy thing is it’s our job as citizens to make sure they do their job but too many Americans just don’t seem to care. Getting half of eligible voters to vote in a non presidential election is nearly impossible.

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    Ah yes formal business attire, the universal dress code for those who accomplish nothing while looking very important. Very appropriate

    Ya know gym shorts and a t-shirt besides being infinitely more practical and comfortable would lead to confusion with actual hard working Americans who don’t have the luxury of getting paid to do nothing.

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        I always thought sci-fi uniforms were really cool, could you imagine congress in like, mass effect alliance uniforms? that would be cool as fuck.

        of course, that might also be because I find business attire to be boring as fuck. So maybe most things look cool in comparison.

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    Gotta look profesh while they’re not doing their jobs. It’s like they’re in competition with that disaster of a House to see which chamber can be the most useless.

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        It’s cause it is.

        The House is the kiddie table at a family reunion, where there is an overabundance of small, bratty kids. Half of those children want to get food and make sure everyone has enough to eat, but refuses to share their ball, their toys, or their area, and think sitting in pee is an acceptable alternative that other kids should be content with.

        The other side wants to eat all the food, even food they aren’t entitled to, the cake, blame the kids next to them for eating the cake, then take a shit on the plate where the cake was, and tell all the other kids it was the cake the whole time.

        The parents are nearly as shitty, but most of them are in their 80s or higher and are propped up with sticks, bailing wire, and denture cream.

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    Imagine a world without conservatives. Immense wastes of energy and time like this would be a thing of the past.

    Conservatism is a disease in need of a cure.

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      I frequently do. A world without conservatives is essentially what I envision a “heaven” to be, not that I’m religious.

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    If I was Fetterman, it’d now be my personal pet peeve to subvert this dress code whenever I could by showing up in the most ridiculous-but-formally-correct outfits.

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    Why only men have specific requirements? This is not an attack on women but the ridiculousness of having a dress code that only specifies one gender.

    I would go the malicious compliance route.

    “which for men shall include a coat, tie, and slacks or other long pants.”

    First up, there is no mention of a shirt…

    Coat (n): A sleeved outer garment extending from the shoulders to the waist or below.

    Lots of room for fun there.

    Tie: (from wikkipedia) Variants include the ascot, bow, bolo, zipper tie, cravat, and knit.

    Again, lots of fun.

    slacks or other long pants

    You get the idea by now.

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      Honestly something along what you’re suggesting was my first thought too but then that might hurt Fetterman when he runs for reelection. He beat Dr Oz by 3%, which is rather good, but Oz was a pretty terrible candidate. He might face significantly stiffer competition next time around and he probably wants to avoid a montage of him dressed silly on some attack ad.

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        He also suffered a stroke right before the election and was not in the most coherent state in his speeches at the time. And the ruling is only for the Senate floor, so he should be able to campaign in his own form of style outside of that.

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      “which for men shall include a coat, tie, and slacks or other long pants.”

      So, puffy sports team coat, bolo tie, and pants hanging below my ass. I’m compliant!

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      Surely some tailor out there can make a hoodie styled like a suit coat with a drawstring “tie”.

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      Also it doesn’t say where those garments have to be worn. I’m putting on my jacket as a cape, slacks on my head, and tying a tie around my dick. Technically compliant with your stupid dress code.