I don’t understand why anybody would complain about that. It’s like complaining that too many people wear jeans.
Should have called it Linuxy
momma I’m a hooker :D
I like Linux. I like Linux users. I don’t like people who think Linux is the only viable OS to use, though. That’s just obnoxious and exhausting.
WRONG Arch is the only right distro
So theres BSD, truth.
Based and truth-pilled.
Speaking of, I recently switched to Linux, do the thigh high socks just show up or do I have to order them myself?
If you use arch you have to start knitting
And with Gentoo you have to spin your own yarn before the knitting 😁
You need to be a naughty slut that deserves a spanking for that to appear.
You get a choice of free maid/nurse/lab assistant outfit as well.
Yep, as written in the manuscript:
“Stallman’s Sluts and Torvalds’ Thots,
shall all receive some thigh-high socks.”
You unlock them once you enter your 10,000th terminal command.
I just checked my
history, 21110. And there was more that got cut off before I increased the history length. Are they supposed to come each Christmas or something because I don’t have them yet.Just read the Arch wiki. It’s clearly explained there. Fuckin’ noob. Thread locked.
Does repeating commands count or do they have to be entered manually?
It’s rather a r9k kind of deal
Better get to work then, its gonna be a cold winter.
I knew all those Linux users were dirty sluts.
Yeah, who knew an open source platform would be used by open source enthusiasts?
happy cake day!
It’s more like going to a hotel, complaining that there are too many prostitutes, and then finding out it’s a brothel.
Lol, far more accurate
Hey! Hookers are street working girls.
You find whores at brothels.
Who are you so wise in the ways of sex workers?
And escorts?
I can’t believe my sleep addled brain read this as “e-scorts” like it was some new gaming thing.
Careful, some tech bro will take that and get a billion dollars in venture capital for “eScorts: Uber for hookers”.
How quickly can you write up a proposal? We can have GPT get us a mockup of the ui by tomorrow and be ready for production by Friday…
Did I say all of that correctly?
You know… That’s not a bad idea.
We had call girls back in the 80s and 90s. They were good as long as you had some blow.
Now, I’m not so sure. I guess they are traveling onlyfans blowing through metro cities like tumbleweeds.
Escorts are luxury accessories you take to upscale events for “smoozin & boozin”.
They’ll even fuck you if you gain their interest or are rich enough. Think of them like geisha. Beautiful, seductive, multifaceted and cultured.
GNU\Linux awareness is a good thing for everyone! If everone was aware; we would have better alternatives across the board.
Lol still trying to decide if the linuxsucks community is entirely genuine.
Considering the mod will ban you for expressing literally the same sentiment as the OP and was posting multiple time daily, I think they are.
Must be a masochist
Very strange because the shoe fits. Most Linux users are masochists in some way. They actually enjoy understanding and configuring their software.
Looking at you c/linuxsucks
As long as there’s blackjack too.
Why are all the hookers using linux??? What is happening!!!
I love how this entire comment chain went lol
The Fediverse is so fun!!!
Heya honey, looking for a good time? I use Arch btw.
Let’s be honest, that sounds like heaven.
If hookers could talk Linux to me, or even better, help me resolve my fucking display issue, I’d be giving them money hand over fist.
Literally
And figuratively
#SexWorkIsRealWork
If you need help, I saw a fucking display in Amsterdam one time and could give you some pointers.
Heck, I’d probably be a repeat customer and have them help me rice my Linux install.
Who’s got time for sex when there’s ricing to be done!
You can do both. A fresh install and sex take about the same amount of time.
Look at Mr. I Can Last 20 Minutes over here.
Bragger
Some of us still have Hard Drives. O_o
If your installation process lasts for more than four hours, better consult your disk doctor.
As long as both remain free and open source I’ll allow it.
Because they are wise in the ways of the world.
