Well, we as Americans gave them this public opinion win.

Yeah, that sounds like an American.

This is a weird comma, usage.

All Russia did was push a narrative. The people that chose to believe it over unbiased news sources, friends and family, republicans, and their own eyes and ears watching Trump are fucking idiots.

Panther.

“Conan O’Brien Can’t Stop”
“Conan O’Brien Needs a Friend”
“The ‘Legally-prohibited From Being Funny’ Tour”

Of course it’s totally fine if so, but you can’t convince me he is completely fulfilled doing only those!

Straight. Or non-gay, cis, heterosexual? It’s only clinical if you treat it that way…

Why does this dude not still have a show!? Every time I think he’s past his prime I see how hilarious, compelling, and joyful he still is…

This is great! It should totally be a Pokemon.

Bigots referring to “Normal” women implies the existence of Fire/Psychic/Dark/Null, etc type women.

Don’t body shame the 'lax!

Luckily, they’re not bringing ink into this, only thermal paper!

“Inrelevant Information”? That’s unpossible english!

Look, this time Leopards Multiglobal, Inc will not eat our faces!

Serbia is mini Russia? I thought that was Belarus.

Honestly, most of that headline should be in quotations.

Surely you mean the much worse “Max”.

Also, if you replace the government fucking you with giant corporations fucking you… is that any better??

Are we doing puns…? I feel like you’re doing puns. This was an incendiary situation…

Wait, we’re supposed to be involving mist? Women just get more and more complicated…