I think spiders are cool. I also have a completely irrational fear of them. I don’t understand it, I don’t have any clue where it came from, but spiders cause me to feel fear in a way unlike anything else in this world. I took it completely in stride when a doctor told me I “might not be ok” while looking at my xrays after a car accident in if I see a spider crawling across the bathroom floor while I’m pooping I’ll break out in cold sweats. I like to think that I’m a pretty rational person so this drives me crazy.

The C-level executive should match all donations. Otherwise that’s money that should be going to improving conditions for the workers.

BRB, burning down every tree within 50 miles.

People calling you a nazi when you’re acting like a nazi doesn’t count.

Well, the FBI agents are still getting paid and they are paying private investigators so I’m pretty sure these fake investigations are costing even more than the other fake investigations did.

Room temperature butter is superior in both sound and splatter.

In this universe he is nearly 60 and his opponent was in his 20s. Don’t get me wrong, I still wouldn’t fight Tyson because I’m 40 and in, at best, mediocre shape but we can acknowledge that he is well past his prime.

Looks like a really good way the get kicked to death.

I don’t know how anyone will be surprised when the price of literally everything starts skyrocketing again next year.

The average person is incredibly dumb.

Absolutely. The way things are looking, we’re going to need all the friends we can get.

Chef’s and butchers too. We know know how to take a body apart and clean up blood.

Everyone looking for “the” answer needs to realize it was a ton of stuff. Lack of a primary, failing to separate from Biden, campaigning with Republicans, failure to take a hard stance on genocide, ignorant/ill-informed voters, propaganga, misogyny, and racism are only some of the reasons.

This is good but it isn’t quite the same thing. I want my phone to auto restart if I haven’t unlocked in for 12 hours.

Mostly my mental health.

I’m looking forward to joining the dozens with my nexto phone v

The dishwashers at my job labeled a cart “Dishpit Cart” and I can’t help but see “Dipshit Tart” every time I look at it.

Thank goodness we didn’t elect Bill Clinton this year. That would have been a disaster.

Keep thinking that.

Vance is a fucking monarchist.

Which means that Shrek could have been Rosa Parks’s favorite movie of all time.