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Having your gay friend pay your debts with thier body. For everything else there is master card.
Priceless
Grass and gas also accepted
Sorry, my but is not contactless, you gotta insert it
( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
They probably mean your kidneys
They certainly don’t mean your Amex lol
Or probably your slave labor in the private prison system.
This is highly flattering.
It’s exceedingly rare that capitalists put human lives all the way up at the same level as currency.
People have always been currency in the form of servitude/slavery.
there is a reason the industry term is “human resources”
Hmmm, gay people can be exchanged for goods and services :3
Is this what my date meant when they said they wanted to be used?
Ok it’s clever
Gay people can be exchanged for goods and services.
Looks like human trafficking’s back on the menu, boys!
No Amex?
Fun fact - loads of small businesses in Europe will refuse AMEX cards because they deliberately take fucking ages to pay
They cost businesses a lot in charges, significantly more than Visa or mastercard.
I didn’t know that. I thought it was because America.
Not shitting on it, but like if some fancy person was like, “I’ll use my Great Britain Royalty card!” I’d roll my eyes too.
No, Amex users have no soul
Oh good! I didn’t need it anyway.
Wait, slavery is legal now for the gays!! Stonks (am straight, know gay people to “enslave”)
I think most people just call it employment
What else do you expect from a business called Open D
Anyone who looks at this sign is instantly gay.
What if you’re already gay?
You turn lesbian.
Back entrance only
Inflation is getting really out of hand…
Wait, so I could have handed over my friend Greg in exchange for one more drink at the bar the other night? Hmm. He drinks more than me so I think he would’ve understood.
