Y’all crazy ITT 😂
too much carbonation. they’d notice. I think the true play is to fill it with soy sauce, so that you can casually take a sip during meetings to freak people out.
Cold brew might work and look better
This guy fucks.
Okay. Flat Coke/Pepsi it is then.
Equally unhinged as the soy sauce
use coffee
Gross. Who sips coffee?
You should fill a Starbucks cup with soy sauce and sip that.
Genuine question, is your mouth made from asbestos that you can guzzle hot beverages without sipping?
It’s even better because you can offer them a sip. Then they too can understand the greatest thirst quencher
Go with iced tea. It’s not carbonated. Plus, like soy sauce, it’s also brewed.
A drink company in Japan came out with a drink called ‘nanchatte orenji’ which looked a lot like soy sauce.
The real twist would be if it also tasted like soy sauce.
“It’s almost as if I’m actually drinking soy sauce!”
ChubbyEmu: “Patient DK presenting to the emergency room with abdominal pain after drinking a liter of soy sauce…”
I brought a used bottle of vegetable oil as my drinking bottle to an event. What I didn’t consider was that the bottle resembled a vodka bottle, so while I was taking sips of it and thought it was funny, people just thought I was a raging alcoholic.
There’s an urban legend about animators at Pixar pranking Listerine executives while making a commercial. They filled one of the bottles with apple juice and made $20 bets to drink it. Supposedly one of the reps watching it being chugged went running for the bathroom to throw up.
Listerine execs were two steps ahead and replaced the apple juice with urine.
Isn’t Listerine blue?
The original version is amber colored like
urineapple juice.
If your pee is this color, drink more water. This is not a good color.
I didn’t even know this existed until a few years ago. The original version isn’t sold in my country, even though there are like 10 different varieties of Listerine available in stores.
Oh I’ve never seen that. Wonder if they changed it to make it look less palatable.
No, I think it’s because blue is associated with cooling. The blue is mint flavored, the yellow very much isnt
There are other colors
Yeah apparently used to be golden colored. Which I’m surprised by because I was always under the impression that companies were required by law to make non-edible liquids, such as disinfectants, look unpalatable. Perhaps that’s just an EU thing.
(seems weird to say edible liquid but I don’t know how else to articulate it)
Potable is the word. :)
This is floor cleaner, not juice…
They played a commercial the other day (first time I’ve seen one for this brand actually) and the way the guy held it up in the shot where they do that I was 90% expecting him to take a swig cuz that’s the energy the ad had
(seems weird to say edible liquid but I don’t know how else to articulate it)
Drinkable would be the correct way.
Potable is the word. :)
It seems to be
Well, you can drink sulfuric acid too. You will just die from it.
Which is why drinkable is not the right word
you can do similar with a mayonnaise container and yogurt
I fill yogurt cups with mayonnaise so I can eat mayonnaise in the office without people giving me the side-eye
Directed by M Night Hellman
Exorcizamus te, omnis immundus spiritus, omnis satanica potestas. Omnis incursio infernalis adversii omnis congregatio et secta diabolica. Ergo, draco maledicte, ecclesiam tuam securi tibi facias libertate servire. Te rogamus. Audi nos.
Roughly translated:
We exorcise you, every unclean spirit, every satanic power. Every infernal invasion of adversity, every diabolical assembly and sect. Therefore, curse the dragon, make your church safe to serve you in freedom. We ask you. Listen to us.
I’m too lazy to translate this
Translation added, roughly done. Tip: modern Android devices let you press and hold the switcher, which takes a screen shot of whatever is on screen. Then, you can press the translate button that appears to translate whatever is on screen. Works with the camera too - easier than firing up Google lens or whatever.
Of course, you need all the Google gubbins to do it, but if you’ve got that it’s really powerful.
Is it bad that I would unironically eat that if they added ranch seasoning?
My father used to open cat food tins from the bottom clean the cat food out after it had been used and then fill the rest with chocolate mousse and reseal the bottom of the can. Then open the top of the cat food can, stick in his spoon and start to eat it.
He did this 20 odd years ago and is still famous for it all these years later.
Wow. Your father is legit a legend. I’m going to try this in his honor, maybe do a routine where I force them to pick which one I open, then eat…?
Blue Powerade in a Windex bottle…
Green listerine in a listerine bottle 😉
I’d rather drink soy sauce than Diet Coke.
Soy sauce in the coffee pot. Surprise!
You’re on to something… cold brew black coffee in the soy sauce bottle!
Oh, you must be fun at parties…
Fuck with me brew, ya getting the hands real fast.
💢🥊😤🥊💢
Having mistakenly bought three bulk containers of soy sauce from Costco over a two year period, looking forward to having this problem.
How exactly does this kind of mistake occur multiple times over years?
Brain freeze, brought on by too many free samples.
It’s kinda like buying banana ketchup when you mean to buy tomato ketchup. Sometimes you just look at the shape of the bottle or the area and your brain turns off.
Banana… ketchup?
Probably Jufran Banana Sauce. Looks like tomato ketchup, tastes like tomato ketchup. Made from bananas, no tomatoes.
No no no, you fill it with syrup.
I’m a Dr. Pepper man myself, but I like the cut of your jib.
This will make you look weird at most
Sterilize a bleach bottle or some other very unsafe to drink container and use that as your water bottle instead for the real chaos
Tell them you are preventing covid.
sterilize a bleach bottle
After you’re done, wash your soap.
I think you mean decontaminate, as bleach itself is a very common sterilizing agent.
Toilet bowl cleaner would be a good idea since it has a twist top
Disinfect, disinfecting agent?
Prob just want to make sure there is no residual bleach… guessing many of these cleaning agent containers are not made with food safe materials
