Suddenly, Joe Rogan is 40 years older than the last picture of him I saw! WTF happened?

He absolutely fucked that sword.

The Borg are professionals. They have standards.

Every 100th bird has a squeaker inside!

The roomie doth protest too much.

“I need your coat, your shawl, and your potatoes.”

fire hydrant wearing a cowboy hat and playing a guitar

“After these messages… we’ll be right back.”

The future scenes in Back to the Future II take place ten years in the past.

Anyone out there willing to make a cake with whipped banana, please report back.

Toot the Pain Riker

I call that Thunderdoming.

If hating what Trump does and represents is a mental disorder, then I am terminal and highly-contagious.

Is the cameraman okay?

That episode where John de Lancie did an intentional racism of Robert Beltran’s accidental racism because of some hack consultant’s intentional racism.

Most creatures have the male giving the female semen for their egg. But seahorses have the female giving the male an egg.

So I propose the slang “dropped off” for female seahorses impregnating male seahorses.

You’re confusing The Muppet Movie with The Great Muppet Caper. It’s not like there was an effort to maintain continuity throughout a larger Muppet Cinematic Universe.

Steal a manhole cover, paint it to look like a penny.

Not nearly enough!

Ow, right in the good Dark Matter.

“Thanks, dad!”