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My satire meter is in serious need of calibration…
My satire meter is in serious need of calibration…
In the US BMW’s are imported “luxury” cars from Europe. The monkeys here all drive Dodge Chargers.
Definitely better than a Jeep Wrangler.
Someone moved a picture in Word…
I still like the theory that the “mutants” below are just the Flintstones. The Jetson society hoarded all the technology and moved into the sky to get away from the peasants…
Thank you for this answer! I will hopefully be able to use it in the near future to trigger my favorite response from people: “Why do you know that?”
After being removed from the bakery, she went and started her own business to get what she wanted. In a nod to owner of the bakery who gave her the idea, she named her company: Bad Dragon.
Should go full YOLO and put carpet like that on witches stairs
I keep my smart ass & my smart balls in my smarty pants.
… Actually, yes I have lots of questions!
There should be a y or two and/or and unnecessary double letter in there somewhere
There are 3 types of perfect sticks:
Super straight
Shaped like another thing
Big stick / small dog combo
Since you seem to be a good person to ask, and will probably give a better answer than Google, was the thorn somewhere in our current 26 letter alphabet at some point and got deleted, or was it already gone out of style by the time we settled in our current order?
I still have my George Foreman Grill PS3!
I’m getting “Twitch plays Pokemon” vibes…
He’ll only look weak to people who live in reality. If Obama would have been accused of a felony, Trump’s base would have been up in arms about him running for president. Trump has been convicted of multiple felonies and it’s a rally cry for his campaign.
Bizzarro world is here.
Kids are getting diagnosed with mental health issues, and I’m hearing a lot less about kids killing their parents…