rockerface🇺🇦

You tank a few pointy sticks and decide to retreat tactically

Easily outrun all the apes

Take a breather

Look around

Apes are still running after you with no sign of getting tired

“No laws on Ceres, just cops” - The Expanse

It’s almost like they’re making up law violations to arrest and murder people who oppose the government or its bullshit war.

“Finding more fallen-out hairs on your pillow, watching your favorite stuffed bread disappear from the convenience store. The accumulation of those little despairs is what makes a person an adult.”

Never have I expected a quote from a battle shonen manga/anime to resonate with me this much. This one is from Jujutsu Kaisen.

Well, there was a catastrophic error of judgement. It was made by whichever human thought it was okay to let a LLM work on production codebase.

Alcohol would be considerably safer to drink than most water you could find

My favourite foil cap trope reference is Brandon Sanderson’s Mistborn series. It has several characters with supernatural abilities that can affect other people’s emotions, and aluminum happens to block all kinds of magic powers in Sanderson’s larger book universe. So a lot of rich and important people wear hats that are lined with aluminum foil on the inside to protect them from emotional influence.

I miss when memetic hazards were just made up by SCP articles

Boy have I got something for you

I’m enjoying every reference in this thread equally

This is why my work mailbox has a 2 minute delay before sending. Don’t leave these things to chance

Me reading this at 8:38 AM local time and wondering the same question

He now has no thumbs. Good night.

Because their entire job likely is selling these kinds of “solutions” to people

brother-in-law

unmarried

Man’s been busy

Edit: now that I’m thinking, it might be that the main character married his sister or something, but still

This is a live action adaptation of that one episode of Monogatari series (if you know, you know)

This is just normal parking

Well meaning intent without rational thought can be very damaging, though