or any capitalist ideologies, for that matter

edit: now that I think about it, any authoritarian ideologies, even

I’ve had random people whisper me to compliment my character’s hat and ask where did I get the cosmetic in Elder Scrolls Online. To be fair, it was a pretty silly hat.

Still saves more lives than Homelander

I, for two, would like to see the same

Now we’re shitposting!

And all of those shops are in a SimCity

They get energy from drinking the tears of Dark Souls players who have to fight it as a boss

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Also if you hide behind cover for 5 seconds, all your wounds don’t go away on their own

Adding Dead Cells to the list. Handles surprisingly well with touchscreen

And the phone call icon being a landline

Even C levels felt fair to me. The only level I genuinely got frustrated with is the final final chapter, as it relies on some advanced platforming tricks I can’t perform consistently. But then again, it is basically a free DLC for the game so I understand the difficulty spike

“There are multiple leviathan-class lifeforms detected in this region. Are you sure that whatever you doing is worth it?”

What’s the level where I vent by creating an imaginary alternate universe of whatever fandom I’m engaged with at the moment where my self-insert is one of key characters and all the trauma gives him cool abilities?

I absolutely adored Hollow Knight, but my favourite platformer gotta be Celeste. In no small part due to its accessibility, but also great character writing, organic learning curve and gorgeous soundtrack!

On a more replayable side, my most played platformer is Dead Cells - which is understandable, since it is a roguelike.

Overall, in a platformer game I value learning curve and ease of controls more, since I’m not very good at this genre (as opposed to soulslikes, where I usually welcome the challenge). But of course, a good story transcends genres.

Be sure to check the expiration date, lest you need to urgently rectify your mistake

I sure miss 5 seconds ago when I haven’t seen this post yet

Yeah but they still have to talk to people face to face. Can we skip that too?

Always a relevant XKCD