• fuckstick@lemmy.world
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    7 months ago

    I just Huff my Stream Deck recreationally or socially, I’m not addicted to it I can stop anytime I want

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      Finally, FINALLY we can have… not the smellovision nickelodeon promised us… but something SUPERIOR!

      Aromatic Gaming!

      swift cut to gamer playing HL2 on his Steam Arom-OLED Deck, actually wretching and vomiting when Gordon gets to Ravenholm

      Hrm… I wonder what GMANs time stasis pocket dimension… smells like.

      Hrm.

      Ozone, maybe?

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    Headline 3 years from now: “Huffing Steam Deck vent fumes linked to increased risk of cancer” (Only when done habitually)

    Ads: “Have you or a loved one huffed Steam Deck fumes? You may be entitled to compensation.”

    Valve: Goddamnit. You fucking addicts couldn’t stop huffing the vents. WE FUCKING TOLD YOU! It’s safe for normal usage. NORMAL usage. Not heroine addict levels of usage!

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    How do you guys cook your fumes?

    I crank up all the performance settings and keep Ling’s website on 24x7. Nothing makes a more decadent fume than running state-of-the-art portable gaming hardware on shitty web code. Can’t beat the high off of Steam Deck engineers’ imaginary tears.

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      Don’t besmirch the good name of Ling’s Cars like that, it’s like a lighthouse in a sea of corporate blandness!

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    I thought I’m doing this to check how hot the steam deck runs. It’s just so convinient to tilt it and check with the nose… But now, after reading the article, I’m not sure I’m not addicted to the fumes!

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      7 months ago

      Release it on steam deck but just make it a blank screen since they’re already experiencing owning a steam deck

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    If they didn’t want me sniffing it, then they shouldn’t have made it smell EXACTLY like my first PC. Until then I’m huffing it like ashy larry hits the pipe.