The wavelength of Magenta doesn’t actually exist. It’s our red and blue photoreceptors activating without the green ones. It blows my mind how many non-existent colors mantis shrimp can see.

It isn’t shown explicitly, but notice in the last panel with the box, the box is much wider and much shorter. It was rotated 90°.

Piglet couldn’t censor the mirror.

A bounty has been placed. The lawyers have been made aware of your presence.

“I only got so many fucks to give. I’ll pass on this one.”
This is a healthy mentality… So long as it’s not something essential…
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Stop delaying that thing you need to do. You can’t pass on it.

I give 1% to my union. My pay is ~10% better than it would be if we didn’t have it, and management gets in huge trouble if they mistreat workers. And by trouble, I mean they fired a manager when they scheduled a worker over their lunch break.

It’s probably more cost effective to run Azure Services on Linux machines than Windows machines.

I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY

Headline 3 years from now: “Huffing Steam Deck vent fumes linked to increased risk of cancer” (Only when done habitually)

Ads: “Have you or a loved one huffed Steam Deck fumes? You may be entitled to compensation.”

Valve: Goddamnit. You fucking addicts couldn’t stop huffing the vents. WE FUCKING TOLD YOU! It’s safe for normal usage. NORMAL usage. Not heroine addict levels of usage!

I was wondering how Signal handles this. Thanks for the info.

Friend got locked out of Instagram account because yahoo deactivated their email. Instagram flagged the email as inactive. After my friend forgot their password, Instagram wouldn’t send pw reset emails even after reactivating the account. They also has no direct customer support whatsoever, so that account was lost.

Phone makers: hmm this isn’t selling. Guess we’ll only make phones that look like and do the exact same things as every other phone.

*Spends 30 minutes trying to find a song*
What? I don’t do good under pressure. Oh, maybe Under Pressure… hmm… nah… I mean it’s good, but thematically isn’t matching 100%.

There are many good answers, but this is the perfect one.

*Looks at maps of the US*
“I don’t understand”

“It’s my dying wish. You gotta!”

I can see my spouse facepalming when reading my will.

Wikipedia Link

Words to live by

I need this sticker on my shitty pickup.

I think Florida man might be on par with them. Possibly better if he’s on meth.

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BANKRUPTCY