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minus-squareDeadeyegai@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up75arrow-down1·8 months agoBoss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That’s why I poop on company time.
minus-squarenoerdman@feddit.deOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up29·edit-28 months agoBoss makes a grand, I make a dollar. I eat more fibre so breaks get even longer.
minus-squareGBU_28@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·edit-28 months agoUhh fiber makes shits super fast and super clean
minus-squarePerroboc@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·8 months agoYeah but the boss doesn’t need to know that
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minus-squareAtariDump@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up24·edit-28 months agoThe boss makes a dollar, I make a dime That was a poem From a simpler time. Now my boss makes a grand While I make a cent And he’s got employees That can’t make the rent When the CEO makes a million And we don’t make jack That’s when we riot To take it all back Now Mr investor If this seems extreme I have to remind you It sure beats the guillotine
Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That’s why I poop on company time.
Boss makes a grand, I make a dollar. I eat more fibre so breaks get even longer.
Uhh fiber makes shits super fast and super clean
Yeah but the boss doesn’t need to know that
The boss makes a dollar,
I make a dime
That was a poem
From a simpler time.
Now my boss makes a grand
While I make a cent
And he’s got employees
That can’t make the rent
When the CEO makes a million
And we don’t make jack
That’s when we riot
To take it all back
Now Mr investor
If this seems extreme
I have to remind you
It sure beats the guillotine