Sam Bankman-Fried must have tried this and succeeded.
Holy shit the pic with Caroline Ellison is amazing lmao
Is this the guy who starred in The Bankman?
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He should have asked to sketch artist to make him look not guilty.
They are artists, not magicians.
They captured his stank cloud well
They’re sketch artists not magicians
It’s early and I thought this was The Onion for a good 2 minutes. Wow.
sketch artist: “I’m good, but not that good”
Nailed it
He looks like the portrait of Dorian Grey
I’d make a joke about Jr saying, “Before, right? Right?!??” but he wouldn’t get the reference.
Well if the artist honored that request they wouldn’t have gotten a likeness
Take comfort knowing the sketch artist made him look like Jack Smith’s brother.
I smell insecurity…
I’m inside my apartment on the other side of the Atlantic and I too can smell it.
Sketch artist: “No can do, but if you slip me a Bennie, I can make it look like you have a chin”
His fellow prison inmates will certainly find him sexy. Don’t drop the soap Donnie!
- Rape isn’t funny.
- This isn’t even a criminal trial.
Stop embarrassing yourself.
