A.k.a Jimmy Kimmel

Yeah my signature is a smiley face!

I’m “abnormal” 🫨

So it’s not normal to have a 55 day cycle? Oh snap!

I would watch this again and again and treasure it and call it my precious FOREVER.

The movie could be a long story arc with the main fish getting the ring stuck around them and having all sorts of adventures, learning valuable lessons and finally returning to their spawning point to teach the other local fish all the knowledge the main fish had learned. It would all wrap up to this beautifully happy ending and BAM! Déagol grabs it. Movie ends.

Or a scientist.

That company sucks balls. I worked at a franchise as a driver for a few years. Saw all the craziness. I still order from the same store I used to work at because my kids love the pizza, and the same 4 older dudes still work delivery there. Doomed to be stuck there for the rest of their lives. It’s depressing

Ah but Google is a giant company and as is U.S. law doesn’t have to fave consequences for anything

RIP

You, Pinhead! I’M DIRTY DAN

He looks like the vampires nazi henchman in The Strain

You’re right. It’s the Sounding Worm that is the penis parasite, not Penis Worm. Sounding Worms are aptly named because they get inside the urethra and live there, and can even cause orgasm when excited.

Hey, that’s cheating!

Mosquitos are pollinators!

A stroppy bastard? Haven’t heard that one. Gonna use it with me pirate persona for Halloween, thank ye

I couldn’t agree with you more. I’m straight, and I love it when my wife does stuff to my booty

Eatin’ wormies out a pot that some wet ass pigeon

Yay I found the spider!

Yass queen!

Always gonna get haters for being brave enough to post as a vegan! I’m with you. And I’m sure that Tofu is bangin

This was my thought when I saw the clip originally