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LadyButterfly she/her@piefed.blahaj.zone to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 14 天前

They don't know

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They don't know

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LadyButterfly she/her@piefed.blahaj.zone to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 14 天前
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    14 天前

    But they probably have a hunch

    • FauxLiving@lemmy.world
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      13 天前

      Their cardiologist knows

  • hperrin@lemmy.ca
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    13 天前

    They probably know it. Or at least they have a feeling.

    • vithigar@lemmy.ca
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      13 天前

      It’s more than a feeling.

      • hperrin@lemmy.ca
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        13 天前

        When I hear that old song they used to play.

      • biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works
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        13 天前

        It’s probably a stomach ache

        • Dasus@lemmy.world
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          I think it’s more like a heartache.

          In either sense. Either just having a broken heart and wanting comfort food or a cardiovascular emergency.

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    14 天前

    My bet is it’s probably this lady (even with this video being from 2019)

    • panda_abyss@lemmy.ca
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      14 天前

      I watched this twice

      What is wrong with me

      • Whostosay@sh.itjust.works
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        14 天前

        Lmao not nothing.

      • Fredselfish@lemmy.world
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        13 天前

        You found your kink.

      • ivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.world
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        12 天前

    • Zwiebel@feddit.org
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      14 天前

      Nah it’s gotta be LifeIsBoris, the dude eats spoons of mayo in day to day life

      • ViatorOmnium@piefed.social
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        13 天前

        From my experience a disturbing number of Russians have a mayonnaise based diet, so he has competition.

    • Asswardbackaddict@lemmy.world
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      13 天前

      Imagine showing up in a suit for this!

    • sndmn@lemmy.caBanned
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      13 天前

      I’m speechless.

    • Einar@lemmy.zip
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      13 天前

      The Mayonnaise part was hard to watch… 🤢

  • Echo Dot@feddit.uk
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    13 天前

    I feel like if you’re even a contender you probably know. It’s a condiment, but I guarantee there’s someone out there who eats it like the main meals.

  • Pulptastic@midwest.social
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    13 天前

    They totally know. There might be a few that think they’re #1 and one of them is almost certainly right.

    • IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world
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      13 天前

      I feel called out by this

      • ivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.world
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        12 天前

        Yet you still managed to get crabs. Kudos?

        • IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world
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          I think that was from when I got some undies from the lost and found

  • Steve Dice@sh.itjust.works
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    13 天前

    Used to live with a girl that loved mayo. This one time I was about to make a sandwich when she arrived and said “It smells great. What are you cooking?”. It was literally just the mayo jar being open. She also casually ate it with a spoon.

    • Fredselfish@lemmy.world
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      I’ve done this as a child. We ate mayo sandwiches. We were also starved, because my scumbag mom blew money on drugs rather then feed her children.

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        Terrible thing to go through. Parents are responsible for the wellfare of their children.

        But I have to admit that I also ate bread with mayonnaise just because. It works. Not every time but it works.

      • Steve Dice@sh.itjust.works
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        13 天前

        Is mayonnaise sandwiches the equivalent to bean tacos?

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          Not sure never had that before. Want to explain?

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            13 天前

            Several kinds of tacos consist of a tortilla with refried beans and some kind of meat. It’s common for Mexican families with many children or little money to skip the meat and eat bean “tacos” which barely count as tacos. So I’m wondering if mayonnaise “sandwiches” are the equivalent for places where beans and tortillas aren’t ubiquitous.

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              Yeah I believe that counts.

    • lagoon8622@sh.itjust.works
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      🤢🤮

      • pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        12 天前

        you know what post you opened the comments on

    • Klear@lemmy.world
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      13 天前

      It’s good for you.

  • JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca
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    This is the champion mayo-fiend

    • Landless2029@lemmy.world
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      13 天前

      Or this guy?

    • Captain Aggravated@sh.itjust.works
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      12 天前

      What is it about torties and attitude? She’s a normal cat standing like a normal cat but she looks so sassy.

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    Probably this lady I saw at Subway a few years back. She asked for mayo and said she would let them know when to stop. The bottle was almost full with about a quarter of it left the guy making the sub jokingly stated he would need to get another bottle. Her response was “if that’s what you need to do, then do it”. Second bottle ended up being half empty when she called it. This was on a 6 in sub, the guy couldn’t even wrap it due to all the mayo spilling out. FWIW the customer seemed satisfied.

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    If it pleases the great Mayo Ape.

    • brown567@sh.itjust.works
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      13 天前

      Beautiful 👏

    • qyron@sopuli.xyz
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      That gets worst as it progresses.

      • OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world
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        But in a good way.

        • qyron@sopuli.xyz
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          Yes and no.

          It’s confusing.

          I did not want to laugh but I couldn’t avoid it.

    • dreadbeef@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      the one person who downvoted you is uncultured

  • Psaldorn@lemmy.world
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    14 天前

    Kenny

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    Mayonnaise Georg

  • Colonel Panic@programming.dev
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    13 天前

    probably a Dutchie

    • Flagg76@lemmy.world
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      Lol i thought “that could actually be me”.

      Yes I’m Dutch…😁

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        Is the artery clogging power of frits and mayo overpowered by the biking or is it mostly genetics?

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          I barely eat frites to be honest. And I ride an E-mtb, so that’s not helping much.

          So yes its genetics i guess. But… When I put mayonaise on my cheese sandwich i don’t use butter, so that counts for something too.

          And we cook with only fresh ingredients, I made a quiche with spinach and salmon tonight. Now I think about it, I never even had a prefab microwave dinner in my life and I’m 49.

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            God, I miss the Netherlands.

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              You’re welcome to come over, I promise border control will be civilized. 😁

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    Hint: it’s not me.

  • CleoCommunist@lemmy.ml
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    I know Who Is It

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    I am sure it’s not, but I hope it’s me

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      I’m pretty certain it’s not me

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