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Edward@lemmy.4d2.org to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 12 天前

Waffles shaped like genitals

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Waffles shaped like genitals

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Edward@lemmy.4d2.org to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 12 天前
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        Me next.

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      I’d also be disappointed if I got syrup instead of cum >:(

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    Oh cockwaffle

    • IninewCrow@lemmy.ca
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      Vaginaffle

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        Waffle already sounds genital…y

        Twat waffle was there though

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      -gllk!?..

      …syrup?..

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    Give me one Ass To Mouth Waffle Stick please.

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      Sir, this is a Wendy’s

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        ahh shit, my bad, could I also get a large coke and a large fries with that as well?

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          That’ll be $8.95 pull up to the back of the dumpster

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            I have a coupon for one free Ass To Mouth Waffle stick.

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              it tastes better when it’s for free

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            Damn inflation, in my time that would have been three fitty. No more, not less.

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            Oh thank goodness I’ve been dying for a shit for like 20 minutes

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        And it’s after 10 AM

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    That twatwaffle looks tasty.

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      It makes it look like too many sets of lips. It’s bothering me…

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        You do!ln’t have endless recursive labia? What do you fold over your teeth? Are they just open to the air at all times? How do you avoid cavities and them, like, falling out?

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    hehehehehehehehehehe

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    Now make the twatwaffle blueberry

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    Can I offer you a nice waffle in this trying time?

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    I can tell you, they’re not very good waffles. It was a funny interaction ordering it though.

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      -FlexibleToast

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    Never thought this’d be this relevant: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69BMS6LIw8Q

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    As long as it isn’t a blue waffle, I’ll eat it

    Could only find a French dubbed clip

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    He calls in my parents. Turns out this principal is a religious fanatic, and he thinks I’m possessed by some sort of dick devil. My parents go make me see some therapist, and he’s asking me all these dick questions. They literally stopped me from eating foods that were shaped like dicks. No hot dogs, no popsicles… You know how many foods are shaped like dicks? The best kinds.

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