He calls in my parents. Turns out this principal is a religious fanatic, and he thinks I’m possessed by some sort of dick devil. My parents go make me see some therapist, and he’s asking me all these dick questions. They literally stopped me from eating foods that were shaped like dicks. No hot dogs, no popsicles… You know how many foods are shaped like dicks? The best kinds.
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ramenbelly@lemmy.zipto politics @lemmy.world•Zohran Mamdani leads general election poll for NYC mayor4·13 days agoAdams losing to a guy who spent half his life wearing a starter jacket and a beret . Lmfao what a joke. He’s gonna go to jail when he’s of no use to trump .
ramenbelly@lemmy.zipto News@lemmy.world•Vance Boelter, suspect in shooting of Minnesota lawmakers, taken into custody in Sibley County5·1 month agoWell our current VANCE killed the dog at one house for no fucking reason
ramenbelly@lemmy.zipto politics @lemmy.world•"No Kings Day" protests turn out millions, rebuking Trump | Our unofficial estimate is that around 4-6 million people attended a protest event yesterday. Anti-Trump resistance is outpacing 2017.2·1 month agoYea I think you can have 35% of the country at the steps of the White House , Trump ain’t stepping down
ramenbelly@lemmy.zipto News@lemmy.world•Vance Boelter, suspect in shooting of Minnesota lawmakers, taken into custody in Sibley County26·1 month agoVANCE is a shit name
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ramenbelly@lemmy.zipto News@lemmy.world•A Long Island man driving to work gets handcuffed by ICE — despite being U.S. citizen243·1 month agoDO NOT PULL OVER FOR NAZIS
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ramenbelly@lemmy.zipto Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Fox news trying to explain github.7·1 month agoThanks AWESOMEO
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