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_thebrain_@sh.itjust.works to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 21 days ago

Serious question for the ball owners out there.

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Serious question for the ball owners out there.

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_thebrain_@sh.itjust.works to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 21 days ago
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  • Cruxifux@feddit.nl
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    21 days ago

    Oh man you had me until I read the page name.

    • Sciaphobia@sh.itjust.works
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      21 days ago

      You had me until I read this comment.

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      21 days ago

      This is like that “OneTimeIDreamt” account on Tumblr(?maybe).

  • Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works
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    21 days ago

    Whoever wrote that, they knew exactly what they were doing.

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    Ew! People that are these bad at taking care of their balls should be parted from them.

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    Unless it’s covered in shit, why would you wash it?

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      I mean who’s gonna smell your balls anytime soon?

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    Of course I do. What do you think the ball washers on a golf course are for?

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      Correct me if I’m wrong but I don’t think basketballs fit in those /s.

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    Well you gotta rinse your balls off afterwards. And bouncing your balls a few times outside first might help. Maybe let some other people play with your balls too. Guys, little girls, whoever wants to, really.

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      Yeah, I will take my dirty balls to playgrounds, so kids can play with them. They really enjoy them, as I keep them nice and round

      No need to wash them, if they get dirty anyway

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        20 days ago

        Well, you certainly want to wash them if you let kids lick your balls, but otherwise agreed.

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