Oh man you had me until I read the page name.
You had me until I read this comment.
This is like that “OneTimeIDreamt” account on Tumblr(?maybe).
Whoever wrote that, they knew exactly what they were doing.
Ew! People that are these bad at taking care of their balls should be parted from them.
Unless it’s covered in shit, why would you wash it?
I mean who’s gonna smell your balls anytime soon?
Of course I do. What do you think the ball washers on a golf course are for?
Correct me if I’m wrong but I don’t think basketballs fit in those /s.
Well you gotta rinse your balls off afterwards. And bouncing your balls a few times outside first might help. Maybe let some other people play with your balls too. Guys, little girls, whoever wants to, really.
Yeah, I will take my dirty balls to playgrounds, so kids can play with them. They really enjoy them, as I keep them nice and round
No need to wash them, if they get dirty anyway
Well, you certainly want to wash them if you let kids lick your balls, but otherwise agreed.