• Xanthrax@lemmy.world
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    One time, I was on the phone with my ex, and they narrated writing on the side of the toilet bowl with their own poo. It was incredibly vivid, and I was legitimately disgusted. He added emphasis and storytelling. I sat there and protested, completely unaware his mom did colonoscopies, and he was unfazed by the mention of poop.

    One quote that always stuck with me is, “shit in a bag feels like play-doh.”

    To this day, I pray to God that may not answer, that he was joking.