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I’ve got more than my share of typos, but they aren’t always as funny :)

Peoper editing

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Closer would have been actually being grazed by a bulllet…

I was commenting mostly on this one user having posted three articles about bluesky to Technology in about an hour.

Yeah, but it didn’t get him the attention he wanted so he stopped trying.

No visual shots of Trump are going to be as close as you looking at your own body.

Why would someone who plasters orange concealer all over his face in an attempt to not look like the pale ghoul that he is cover an imperfection with makeup?

I have no idea why a vain person would do that. It just isn’t like vain people to cover up small imperfections!

That was a lot more adorable than I was expecting.

He got nicked by some shrapnel that did so little damage that you couldn’t even tell it ever happened when his ear diaper came off.

An impact from a blunt object like a bullet would absolutely show damage, and clipping an ear would have to take a piece off.

If it was clipped by a sharp piece of broken glass or plastic it might, because cuts from sharp objects can bleed a lot but be pressed together and heal pretty well. My wife cut her finger on broken glass last week and it bled like crazy at first, but with a little pressure and a bandage for a couple of days you could barely tell it ever happened.

Trump was nicked by some shrapnel and played it up as being hit by the bullet for his base.

Trump is appointing a pedo to be Attorney General.

Trump is a pedo.

One is a lie is based on projection and the other is pointing out that pedos are pedos.

Probably because Trump hates real dogs.

It really shows there’s a Hitler in every single one of us

No, it shows there is a Hitler in a lot of people, not in everyone.

The word consumer is so demeaning

It should be, and it is accurate in this case.

Yup, even killing 99% of the population leaves 8,00,000 people, and many of them won’t develop cancer fast enough to keep the population from continuing.

Ever been camping on a hike? You need to do some basic things that naturally come hp as you go. You don’t need a ton of things, so it isn’t too hard to keep track of stuff on a set schedule. Natural changes in light and weather prompt for action, and you get to look around and explore.

Monthly bills, complicated requirements for insurance, forcing my sleep schedule to fit the rest of the world, trying not to fidget when sitting for hours on end at a desk, keeping track of eveeyone’s names. Those are the things that make life difficult for me. I’m focring myself through it, but it sucks and I only need medication because I am on someone else’s schedule.

If I ever retired I would not need medication. I did fine at simple jobs that didn’t pay enough before getting diagnosed. Hell, sometimes I take leave when my wife and kid are traveling and don’t bother taking meds. Everything important gets done and I actually accomplish quite a bit of optional stuff as long as I can do it on my schedule.

I don’t remember people talking about the metaverse except for mocking the legless mii inspired avatars.

There were a lot of ads pretending to be articles.

Can we jam some crypto and NFTs into that bad boy?

A comparable poster for a regular kid would be standing and facing a corner as punishment.

This poster is describing pure torture for me.