The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 24 hours agoI'm sure it happens all the time, right officer?lemmy.worldexternal-linkmessage-square57fedilinkarrow-up1603arrow-down17
arrow-up1596arrow-down1external-linkI'm sure it happens all the time, right officer?lemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 24 hours agomessage-square57fedilink
minus-squareRymrgandsDaughter@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7arrow-down2·16 hours agoThis is literally me, I’ll eat tacos while driving. Hell last week I ate a full pizza while driving on the highway and at some point I mentally stopped when I realized I had eaten it all and said “this might be problematic”
minus-squareslaneesh_is_right@lemmy.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·5 hours agoI hope you hit a tree and not something that is alive
minus-squareRymrgandsDaughter@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·4 hours agoHey that tree doesn’t deserve that
This is literally me, I’ll eat tacos while driving.
Hell last week I ate a full pizza while driving on the highway and at some point I mentally stopped when I realized I had eaten it all and said “this might be problematic”
I hope you hit a tree and not something that is alive
Hey that tree doesn’t deserve that