My girlfriend named her cat Neko. I named him Potato.
He often responds to Dumbdumb.
Who needs smarts with glorious fur like that?
Lol, one of my friends cats responds to No and Idiot 🤣
Got a tux Norwegian forest cat we’ve named Rorschach. Also goes by “Love Shack” and Shaq
So floofy!
I have an orange cat named Crash and everyone goes “oh like Crash Bandicoot?” And I got “No like Crash Team Racing” and it still is funny to me.
More of a Crash Bash fan myself but to each their own
Like a person, a cat’s full name is only ever invoked when it has done something wrong.
Cats have three names, the everyday one, the fancy longer one and their private personal one.
It’s completely normal.
you can’t paraphrase the poem and not link it!
I wanted to have a interaction with someone else. I wouldn’t have gotten it if I linked it myself.
Also read The Unadulterated Cat by Terry Pratchett
I haven’t heard about that one, will check it out.
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I’ve got a friend who had a dog named D.O.G. He’d always pronounce it like he was saying “the OG”. I never figured out whether it actually stood for anything.
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That’s always what I thought but never got a straight answer.
Deogie!
I had an all black cat named Calico. Named him when I was 2 years old.
My cat’s name is Nancy Reagan. She’s almost lived up to it. And no, she doesn’t like you either and if you try to pet her you’ll get what you deserve.
Some cats have official titles. I had another cat whose title was “Chief Inspector.” He was known to do home invasions and conduct snap inspections of my neighbors houses. He had more friends in the neighborhood than me.
Uhh Nancy Reagan was known as the blowjob queen of Hollywood so…
Please do not the cat
Nancy Reagan, the blowjob queen?
The OG Throat GOAT?
The THROATUS?
That Nancy Reagan?
Maybe she likes licking cat dong don’t cat slut shame.
This is the orange menace himself, The Dread Ensign Westley Snipes Crusher.
I had a cat named Jet. His full name was Jet Blackjack Miami Brown.
Sounds like the name of a detective in a 70s’ blacksploitarion satirical crime dramedy
Yet his LEGAL name was undoubtedly Meowmeowmeow.
One of my cats is Sadie The Goat (the cat).
She had a really bad eye infection when we got her from my in-laws farm and we thought she’d lose an eye so we gave her a pirate name to be safe
She ended up not losing the eye but its still a fitting name
What an adorable girl!
I’ve got a cat that answers to Sweets because she’s such a jerk. We added that to her name to remind her not to be a jerk.
Did it work?
It’s a cat…
I present to you Loureiro
Are… are they looking through space and time?
Straight into your soul
This guy looks like a Neon Genesis Evangelion angel.
LOL, it was like Photoshop battles. Loved it! Thank you!
Thank you for the great inspiration!
The team up of the night right here on lemmy folks
I recently got a cat that I named Fraldinha (“Skirt Steak” in Portuguese) because the person that gave it up had named it Li-Fraumeni after a genetic syndrome. He is now called Felipinho (Lil’ Phillip), but also answers to Pest and Toe-biting son of a b****.
One of our cat’s name is Hazel. It’s short for Hazelnut Megalodon
This is brother and sister Yeti and Sassy (short for Sasquatch). Yeti has only one eye.
Beautiful babies!
Thanks!
My cat’s name is Possum. Not really a crazy name, but it has caused confusion before.
Once I was picking her up from the vet and said “I’m here to pick up Possum.”
Then the lady at the front gave me a confused look and said “We don’t treat Possums here.”
