Slaps roof of Texas
You can fit so much Texas in this baby
Little known fact: Texas is one of 50 roofless states in the United States.
They just forgot to install the damn thing.
I think this is the apex of shitposting. Thank you.
It’s so perfect in so many ways.
Is this the new jeans/beans?
No, this is Patrick
Patrick? I thought this was Nevada
No, this is Patrick
No sir this is a Wendy’s
I love that it completely skips the state.
Sir, I believe your Texas is leaking.
Now my brain can’t belive Texas is written like that anymore.
The Texas mind cannot comprehend a lot of things
Huh?
demonstrates with gun puppets
Oh, I get it!
LMAO
Okay, you can’t drive Russia because route doesn’t fit your screen
u/The_Picard_Maneuver what have you started
Is there a city called Taxes? Add that to the list. Spook the Texas minds a little bit. Give them a little shiver. Make them feel something.
