At the end of the Smell-o-Vision ride. 10|10 awesome museum.
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the word “Coprolite” simply meaning fossilized dung.
I think I just found my new label for describing our ruling class.
We live in a coprocracy, run by coprolites.
Listen, at least coprolites are really useful for science.
Oh there’s plenty of good science I can think of!
How many coprolites can be cut in two by a single motion of a guillotine blade?
Does a coprolite puree make a viable fertilizer?
How do coprolites hold up against extremes in temperature, pressure, or acceleration? Exposure to acids, bases, enzymatics, radiation?
So much valuable data!
I guess coprocracy is just the fossilized remnants of kakistocracy.
I’m not kidding, I’ve seen it!
I touched it during a primary school trip there.
I’ve shat bigger than that, and i didn’t go saving it for posteriorarity
I’m trying to figure out if you regret this or are proud of it.
Yes
Yeah that one pic with the nurse carrying the bed pan was like 4x this size
Fun story for y’all.
I used to drink a lot of milk. I was a constipated teen. I took a shit one day, and to say it was anything short of awe aspiring wouldn’t do it justice. This thing was one solid thick rod sticking out of the water.
I called my stepdad to check it out. Naturally, he was so surprised he had to tell Mum to come over. A few minutes later we’ve got a whole family of six in a bathroom admiring my turd.
My stepdad claims to have uploaded it to ratemypoo .com (don’t bother going there, the site takes you to ratemypussy .com).
This day I learned our family was not normal.
This is why we have the “poop chainsaw”, son
Why did i click that lmao
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Elaaaaaiiiinnne! You have to come see the poopay!!!
I wonder how many courics that is.
Hey Sharon!
But was it as big as Klee Irwin’s description on his infamous TV infomercial for dual cleanse? I ask you…. I watched this infomercial in absolute awe and confusion once back in 2005/2006 eating lunch at home sick. I had to look this up again seeing this post.
Link to transcript description “I’ll never forget the first time I saw my four-year-old daughter’s bowel movement in the toilet. It literally scared me. She wasn’t more than 45 pounds, but her bowel movement was about as thick as my wrist and about as long as her arm. And I thought, ‘Oh my God.’ I got scared. I was going to call my wife. I thought, ‘How could something that big come of something—a little child—that small. And I thought, I’m six feet tall and I weigh 190 pounds and by proportion to my size compared to hers my bowel movements were very inadequate to say the least.”
Did a shit
A bank grew out of it
Sounds about right
Literal shitposting
I need more context regarding the poop viking’s illness
https://minds.wisconsin.edu/handle/1793/64732
p. 39, parasitic infections. I actually have that report they reference (print book, it’s considered a staple text for doing insect work but it’s old). I’ll have to dig it out tomorrow.
Probably what that viking said the night before.
“Analysis of the stool has indicated that its producer subsisted largely on meat and bread, despite evidence suggesting that other people at the same place and time had access to fruits, leeks, shellfish, and nuts. The presence of several hundred parasitic eggs suggests the person was riddled with intestinal worms.”
Amazing
Even in the Viking Age we had RETVRN guys.
They didn’t eat fucking berries in the sagas! Hang on, I gotta go post on the noticeboards to ask about how to deal with these fucking tapeworms.
Most flavorful native English cuisine
Damn that shit is expensive!
Don’t forget the parasite infestation!
I don’t know who would pay thousands of dollars for an old shit, but I’m quite certain they ain’t my kind of people
