Instructions unclear, reverted to feudalism, defended literal, inherited pile of manure with violence

Incest Myres

Ouhhhhh you saucy

I like you

Thank you. This post has haunted my brain on occasion over the years. I couldn’t remember the person’s reply, just the set-up and the joke. You have released me from my torment for the next two weeks until I forget again.

I can confirm. As a person who had a chihuahua for 11 beautiful years, he yearned for the most violent death of any and all that displeased him, which was anything bigger than him.

Go back into shower, resume task

Someone made a post about how they thought they could fight a bear, describing exactly the scenario in the image.

I remember when this reddit post came out, it was as wild as that imaginary bear. Forgive my reminiscence, but I think I made a comment like “dude shut up I wanna see him do it” to someone saying that he shouldn’t, and it got several upvotes. A dozen, even. It was nice

Took the L on this one

The statute of ligma

It says with chill, but I see Calgary weather was not chill that day

Also, “Pierre” also means “rock” in french, so his name could be translated to “Stone Wolf Clawed”

Some people don’t want to conform to your leg-prisons to appease your draconian fashion sense

I feel like it would be one of those high AC/low damage roll fights

It’s the same combination on my luggage!

Ah, the art of bushit-o

For flavour, I recommend that all “regular” animals that normally have sharp-pointed ears now have human-shaped round ones.

<the lore/gameplay/soundtrack/story were great/instant classic>

fuck yeah, spread it

wait, we’re bringing Riley memes back?