Okay, I agree.

Dude, if I could shape shift for an Onlyfans, I’d give myself a zipper. I’d look sexy and hot, but with a zipper right down my back. i’d ignore all questions about my zipper. I’d use throwaway accounts to drum up drama about the sexy lady zipper. Saying it’s an implant, or that I’m an alien. I wouldn’t even tell the people I’m filming with what the zipper is for, and if they tried to pull it, it would be stuck, and filming would end then. Then one day I’d be Livestreaming to my Simps and my zipper would get caught on something and unzip. I’d come out as a gnome. Not even a cool gnome, like an annoying keebler elf sort of lawn Ignome. My simps would loose their minds realizing that they’ve been jerking off to a gnome in a slut suit. Then I’d go offline that day and start a new account with some other crazy antic.

And a commentator booth.

I’m going to find a praise kink couple and get a room full of people to cheer them on.

I want bleachers in my gay sex room.

The worst she can say is “911 this guy is harassing me.”

Even if he’s innocent, he’s going to court and getting a stain on his reputation.

Is is really odd. Roblox literally breaks the law, but it’s Microsoft and Epic being sued.

There’s no glory in suffering, but there’s stubbornness in my heart.

Too hard to sterilize to be safe. I’d recommend silicon or steel toys instead. Lubricant eye drops work as lube, but you still have to keep your stuff clean.

Being raised Mormon like this gave me bad teeth.

Do not call up your local Pizza Hut and social engineer a means to get the manager’s name. For example, don’t say “Hey I have some questions for the hiring manager, are they in? I don’t mean to be awkward, but what should I call you so I’m not saying manager for this whole conversation.”

Don’t order the curse of flames pizza from the local Domino’s to the Local Pizza Hut under the Pizza Hut manager’s name. The curse of flames pizza is a large well-done thin pizza with no sauce or cheese, only spinach.

Again, don’t do any of this. If the Domino’s doesn’t instantly refund your hypothetical order to the manager of the Pizza hut, an underpaid worker will scoop the embers of the curse of flames pizza out of the oven and put it on a stack of pizza boxes where the embers will catch fire.

Then the Domino’s manager will have to use the fire extinguisher and they’ll mistakenly sue the manager of the Pizza Hut for property damage.

Again don’t do it because once they figure out it was you and not their competitor, they’ll come after you for property damage instead. The legal fees on both sides might put the struggling franchise owners at a loss for a bit, and shut down either restaurant for everyone else.

That’s why you don’t order the Curse of Flames Pizza from Dominos to the manager of the Pizza Hut.

I eat in the shower when I’m home alone.

I’ve mostly 100% smut games. Mostly because their simple puzzles.

They’ll steal your balls because work comes before relationships.

Don’t give them ideas. They’ll have everyone and their mothers working in a private prison factory by winter!

I feel bad for whichever nursing home she ends up flapping her gums in.