The skin will eventually turn blue as well, once they die from the entirety preventable diseases that they refuse to vaccinate for.

I’ve never related so completely to anything before.

Holy shit, what?

I never touch the stuff.

I appreciate you saying that. I kinda needed to hear it.

None of my squares have ever been that full.

This is all true, but I refuse to take off my nostalgia colored glasses.

FFIX is the best game in the franchise and I’ll die on that hill.

I didn’t need this reference.

It’s a terrible game, and I love it so much.

NO LECT ELON

Obligatory HAIL SATAN

That’ll never work. You gotta say it in elvish.