The balls often get neglected. Give them a little gentle attention too. Basically, do the kind of things that would feel good if done to your breasts (cupping them, light scratches and tickles, a gentile squeeze, a medium tug, ect.). Combined with a halfway decent stroking or sucking, it’ll take care of most guys in pretty short order. Any other questions you don’t want to ask someone who you’ll have to see again? Happy to educate. I’m a male nurse if that somehow makes it less weird.

Desensitized nerves along with depleted neurotransmitter levels.

FACT!

Pro tip: It turns out that there’s actually no legal reason not to just stick your face in there with them. They’re cool with it.

He leads others to a treasure he cannot possess.

They’re still looking into it. There is currently some debate about some ‘hanging Cheetos’ and they’re going to ask Mom and Dad to clarify some wording.

Further confirmation of my theory that any food will make a viable cat name.

That hack Torvalds keeps denying my pull request to implement /dev/aether which would immediately begin overwriting the entire disk and all other mounted storage with the repeating content of whatever is moved there.

There is nothing in /dev/null, and no man needs nothing.

Left.

They can only do that for about half of one body length though. It’s not really a run, so much as a spring forward to surprise something with their murder mouth, and then pull it back into the water.

Personally, I think they should make any blood an alpha-channel to see the A Bee Movie movie playing behind it.

Andes Mints > Thin Mints. Fight me.

This picture deserves a Pulitzer.

Sir and/or madam, please calm your tits.

Neighbors With Attitude

Someday, somehow, I want to be that comfortable too.

Throughout history, the most unimaginable pain and punishments have been issued by the fanatical unto the only very slightly less fanatical.

Ya, but you just know that he pronounced ‘futile’ with a silent “I” sound, instead of ī like you’re supposed to.

Username checks out.