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A spouse of a former president running against Trump? That can’t possibly go wrong.
A spouse of a former president running against Trump? That can’t possibly go wrong.
Where’s Garfield when you need him?
He isn’t wrong. There’s a reason why he’s the media’s darling. Love him or hate him, the media gets clicks and views, which is all they’re concerned about.
Is there anything going on in his head?
Jesus turned their urine into wine, then failed the test subjects because their urine was wine.
And I’m never gonna play again, depressed sax has got no rhythm
The gales of November came early this year.
A family of 4 living in an apartment with the dad having absolutely no job security? They really did predict the future.
And after all the work I did for it, it’s gone just like that.
The only cure is more cowbell.
Sisyphus would only be happy if he ends up on a game show where he can win a car if he picks which one of the three doors is correct. Sisyphus picks door number 1 and then the host reveals door number 3 as one of the doors that does not have the car. The host gives Sisyphus a chance to change his pick to door number 2. Does Sisyphus change his pick?
It’s in the basement along the the skeletal remains of Lyman.
She tried but she couldn’t read the application.
I put Jack in my soda.
You put the dick in the coconut and drink em both up
Well Scooby Doo can doo-doo but Jimmy Carter is smarter.
Some others:
The interviewer reeks of desperation
The “interview” feels more like a sales pitch
The interviewer invokes rock stars or ninjas
It was too good for this sinful earth.