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Have you been given jewelry that had some wackadoodle magical properties? Call the law offices of Gandalf and Gandalf and don’t settle for less than you deserve!
Have you been given jewelry that had some wackadoodle magical properties? Call the law offices of Gandalf and Gandalf and don’t settle for less than you deserve!
Ladybug DOOM music intensifies
I pictured a seal opening a beer and in a deep voice says, “Damn. Nice place cat. Mind if I stretch out on your couch!?”
Ey this’ll get ya arrested in Boston.
Yup! You can make custom camos, custom decals, place crew members (in beta version), and fight in custom battles or missions. Some communities even have fun competitions.
RAWR -Your favorite Dino bros maybe.
Gaslighting doesn’t exist and you’re going crazy. /s
Hey man. I could totally use that for…some lemonade I could maybe make maybe.
Weekend at Chase Manhattan.
Oh hell yeah. (T-Rex sounds)
Dog: Oh do you fellows also have yachts?
Bro, do you even LEAP!?
Derek needs to be on the sandwich offender list.
Dear IRS,
How are you? I am well. I paid my tax already when I bought gum at the Gas N Go, and it was 78 cents.
Your pal,
saltnotsugar
This is new console…Fun Barrel. For 20 liters of kerosene, you can play all night if the coolant doesn’t ignight.
And the people came out of the city of Jerusalem, and beheld a bunny laying eggs of many colors. Many were confused, for the eggs were then hidden, within them, candies from leading brands. Hippitus Hoppitus.
Should have used a jet pack to get to flat heaven. Could have ended up in flat hell.
We’ve been getting complaints about your lack of drinking at work. We’re not in the Prussian aristocracy Ben, now take a couple of shots and get out there and make financial decisions for the company!
Okay guys, how do we pass our restaurant’s health inspection?