Pathfinder is for my soul. I live off that crunchy shit.

however 8 different spells from 11 different books that all give +1 to profession (tailor) checks at night time may have been a poor design choice

oh no not the struggle love with a narcissist. my condolences, I had an orbiter phase too. never go back, right? no cults, no main characters

have you ever just not asked someone because you already knew they were going to lie anyway?

why bother? there’s not a single Maga voter who would care if he was spending it on hookers and blow

we all know last panel is the gamer word

so fucking sick of these people playing Asshole Tycoon with our world

my dumb ass giving myself an aneurism by trying to force a “magic eye” illusion onto an image not made for it

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Jesus,I hate that. Maybe you didn’t catch the retardation from us, that sounds like convergent evolution.

I hope things change for ya’ll. Carney sounds like a piece of shit and I guess this means we both have carnies for leaders.

that’s some insane “I used the US overreach to stop US overreach” logic. I’m sorry we seem to have transmitted our retardation to your most impressionable voters.

Wait also, people who want strong borders in Canada. Is that to keep out American immigrants, who are also known for our xenophobia and populism? Because we have this similar thing going on with Hispanics where the people who want to keep them from immigrating north happen to have the exact same cultural values as the people they’re trying to keep out. It would be funny if this was just like a Jacob’s Ladder of immigration anxieties

what Canadians even want this? do we strike you as a government that should have access to your privacy?

was really hoping this would be posts that got leaked, there’s a lot of dudes out there who just caught strays on these apps.

but no, it’s just user data and the best thing that the “leakers” could think of to do with it was make a website where you can rank the profile verification selfies. amazing work, that will show em.

it’s okay, I was actually going to do the alcoholic existential crisis anyway 👈😎👈 but now I have the true mosquitoe tiddy lore in addition to that so it’s a win/win/win

will 100% be binge drinking myself into an existential crisis over this

hmm yeah that was telegraphing the media that it was parodying. maybe this is too. maybe there’s a particular boomer comic that has ridiculous animals with tits and I’m just not getting the reference

why do they got tiddies?

I want to see who donates. they can’t make something like that and then not let us laugh at whoever does it

America has some weird shit going on compared to other empires in history. I think the term probably started as a cope when Britain decided to stop pursuing retaining it as a colony, but that’s just speculation on my part. It’s not a dog whistle related to Joe Almighty Forgetter of Spaghetti or anyone, I promise

god if they could keep this energy up it would be amazing. it feels like an outburst of obscenity after years of being cowed and docile