The only Pürer

John\0Doe will fuck with all C (and C based derivatives) software that touches it.

My car floor mat agrees. I’ve washed it ten times and only after getting a special cat urine removing spray it stopped smelling like a hobo.

If it was the seat or it leaked into the carpet I’d be fucked.

Today’s consumers for ya.

Biden couldn’t do shit.

But he „gave it his best” so it’s fine.

I use drip and Chemex. And arch and macOs.

This is pretty accurate.

Bu… but consumerism is tradition and culture. Coca cola is love, and friendship and happiness.

She’ll fucking love it

Uniqueness

Project 2025 was just a prank bro. It was just a prank…

Good luck over there, I think they’ll cut your internet soon.

So much cringe shit was doge. I can’t anymore.

Each time I think of doge coin it takes a week of my life.

Wahhhh my team lost

This guy

It is kinda the campaign’s job to make it easier for people to vote for someone. Harris’s campaign didn’t really make it easier for anyone. On the contrary, it alienated so many people on so many grounds. But keep blaming the voters, it will work in four years for sure.

That’s a big anal bead.

My cat got absolutely mad about the outside recently. He nagged me everyday for a walk, but somehow now he only goes sometimes and the walks don’t even last 5 minutes. I don’t think he enjoys 2℃ as much as he did 15.

They wouldn’t handle it.

Oh look, a complete failure of which government responsibility which everyone was saying was underfunded and neglected for years?

Rhymes with masturbation (yes, thats the first one to my head)

Maybe some of those politicians should just start their own party? That’s what would happen in a healthier democracy

Ukraine gets pretty cold in the winter. Morale must be at an all time high.

Don’t you miss seating at a bench with your friends, in front of your block, with a bottle of vodka, gopniks?