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π = 5 if you round to the nearest 5

Some guys are named Guy, and some gals are named Gal. I see no reason why a moon can’t be named Moon.

50% of the time it works every time

You don’t pay for Photoshop because you can’t afford it

I don’t pay for Photoshop because fuck Adobe

We are not the same

Same here. Thanks to my union, I get an annual cost of living increase based on the CPI, as well as an annual raise based on job performance.

You only feel this way because you’re accustomed to Fahrenheit. I grew up with Celsius, and to me that feels like the perfect temperature scale. Fahrenheit feels weird and arbitrary to me.

What if he gets eaten by the working class?

Having productive workers isn’t a right. If your company needs productive workers to remain profitable, then pay your employees more so they’ll be motivated to work harder. Simple. Don’t expect workers to lower their standard of living just for your benefit. That is entitlement of the worst kind.

That’s also the default alignment for cops

Ernest Vincent Wright: “Hold my beer”

I’m not too worried about what my cells are doing, as long as they remember to kill themselves when they’re done

Cucumber is a fruit though

I’d be very surprised if you were actually costing them any money. The value of your points is almost certainly less than the merchant fees they’re collecting from your payees.

Not always. Sometimes they do it after the first season.

Acronyms are not typically dependent on the pronunciation of the words for which their letters stand. Here’s a brief look at how a few common acronyms would be pronounced if they were:

• JPEG -> jfeg
• LASER -> less-ear
• SCUBA -> scub-aah
• NATO -> nut-oh
• ROM -> Rome

Just until you get to Lake Sea of the Woods

I prefer Lister’s method

What a negatively charged response