A, B or C.

D would mean that you are in a country with a half hour DST offset, in which case we would miss the option 1 hour and 30 minutes.

Some custom keycaps and a custom layout definition and that should be doable. The numpad has 16 keys.

Yeah, its fucking absurd. Closest option is probably a fairphone right now. They allow a bunch of degoglified options of android and a few linux options too.

My mobile OS of choice is currently Lineageos for Microg. Makes all my apps work and protects me from google as good as possible.

You don’t need to log in to google for any of what you listed to work with google play services.

Wow, I guess this is peak 2025. I know I’m calling it to early, but it can’t get much worse than this.

Right?

Right???

I use a ROM with microg and it actually works for all the things I need.

You do know that Firefox is essentially Netscape rebooted, right?

Also I don’t really know what you are trying to say here. Netscape was definitely a better option than Internet Explorer.