I’m something of a bong soloist myself.

I’m something of a pie bush inspector myself.

Most LLMs support this. You just have to enable Jive mode.

But what is the word for “knowing what the user wants, blatantly ignoring it and imposing the companies will anyway”?

Enshittification

I’ve been staring at it for five minutes, and I can’t get it to not resolve.

Reschedule? Is it not at 4:20 anymore?

“We need to cut down the insane cycle of churning through personal electronics”

Translation: We need to slow down the pace of innovation!

Yeah I’m not in favor of constructive dismissal, but maybe these layoffs are justified….

He was probably making some “furtive movements” just before the incident.

Of course!

Who’s the guy on the right supposed to be?

Actually, no.

It is…. strange. Does what it says on the tin.