If.
My namesake is a human librarian that was turned into an orangutan. All he says is “Ook” and can traverse the library stacks with great ease. He is happy.
I have a pretty strange knowledge set. I’m not super friendly, but I like to get high and link people to stuff. Just pretend I said only “ook”
If.
Wow, you’ve tried nothing and are all out of ideas!
I’ll happily supply the hacksaw to keep you occupied.
I actually love that we have resourses like this.
My gripe is that they miss the mark by targeting new dads. The reason dad jokes are great is they are the first jokes your kid understands. So I would think dads of 4 to 9 year-olds would be a better target.
The high you feel when your kid cracks up at some offhand dumb joke can’t be bottled.
But the reason I love this as a resourse is that explaining jokes to a curious child develops connections in their head in a way that only a parenting rolemodel can really do. So even if it’s not laugh-out-loud funny to explain a joke, if your child tells you that they do not get a joke, first and foremost realize that is a vunerable admission. Buddies will rag on you for not getting it. Parents see a gap in their kids’ world experience that they can fill.
Is this seriously your takeaway from a well-thought out post? This the smugness of reddit that I really don’t miss.
edit: I am refering to the root comment, as that isn’t clear.
Fun fact: 200-foot radio towers are free. You can take them home. I have 257 200-foot radio towers.
You’re correct in a lot of languages; Excel comes to mind. Just that’s not how int rand()
works in C.
Sorry, I don’t why you’re getting snark and even being accused of using the word “integer”.
This is shocking though. It’s usually subtext that they are lying. I think something was discovered in the constant litigation they need to get ahead of.
How can you enjoy your tea without a window?
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On the other hand, he hasn’t done a debate so far for this presidential race
It is way too early for R vs. D debates. Why would Biden debate him? Biden is handily beating Dean Phillips. Trump needs to defeat Haley first. It’s not Biden fault Haley is still in it.
It’s what percentage of countries have one that would matter.
Some stores sell a little shelf for your shower crunchwraps. They have a little suction cup on them. It’s a really clever design.
That’s fucked.
“We need some one to play Rosa Parks.”
“Well this two-year-old has the only notable characteristic.”
They do shit like this and say wokeness makes them feel bad.
Crunchwrap supreme. Next question.
Whatever gets your rocks off.
Turkeys? Some of us have their own death spiral to worry about.
This is just more propaganda from the People’s Front of Judea.
Little .debbies
I live in the second one. On purpose. I’ll never wear my debian tshirt.