Whatever happened to that Edward Snowden loser?
Whatever happened to that Edward Snowden loser?
Titanic was the story of a manic pixie dream boy fixing a rich woman with his penis.
You know it’s some ancient post because it had awards.
Don’t worry. I’m going to start rounding up the non-voters.
I show them my box knife and ask if they can spare any food.
I should be able to vote by texting a phone number. Remember how they used to do American idol voting by texting a number. It should be something like that.
Nice kitchen. Mine is orange.
I like hanging out in parking lots at Walmarts and to scam boomers coming back with a load of groceries
I saw a guy on the bus doing this and I punched his lizard.
In the first year of working my first job after finishing school, I sent a cancellation message out to 5000 cancer patients for their appts with the hospital.
Reddit mods are such cucks for power that they cave when it’s threatened to be removed
When I first got together with my wife she insisted that neither of us share with each other of our past relationships or sexual experiences. I was fine with it because I always believed in the ignorance is bliss mantra for certain circumstances. After about a decade of marriage and a couple of kids she starts asking and stuff. I didn’t really want to share but she told me about how she had a threesome while in college a couple of times. I did admit that I was a bit jealous. She also told me that she slept around a lot in college and that her count was like 50-60 she can’t really remember. But then she asked about mine and that’s when I told her about the escorts. That’s when she got mad about me telling her about my past.
Don’t forget Alec Guinness playing an Arab in Lawrence of Arabia.
A lot of people will tend to mention John Wayne playing Genghis Khan or Mickey Rooney playing a Japanese man in Breakfast at Tiffany’s but will skip over other examples.
Gamers are the most oppressed cultural group.
Total cumskin death
Because it’s never the responsibility of the user.
It’s like when parents go after the drug dealers than blame their own kid for doing drugs.
Obama should have droned him when he had a chance.