I love you
I know, you piece of shit
I love you
I know, you piece of shit
I think you meant “hamberders”
But if you got an air conditioner the ice lasts longer
It’s all a misunderstanding : as they are French, they’re talking about cats!
I can only smell them when they’re crawling in my nose
“Turns out we’re colourblind, so who knows what colour that line was”
The worst kind of carbon is humanity
I explain it by repeating what Google tells me.
You didn’t have to build an expensive space telescope for that, you could’ve just asked me.
With enough clones I would be tempted to do it last second.
They’re just going to throw a few more projects on the Google graveyard then
That half of a lemon that I put in the fridge a month ago? It’s now half of a lime!
Well, Ubisoft, you should be comfortable not owning my money then. Lead by example.
That’s easy : multitasking!
You do 2 tasks at the same time, and both tasks are “sleep for 4 hours”.
So after 4 hours you’ve slept for 4 hours twice! 8 hours!
You do you, but I wouldn’t drink that stuff
Maybe lessons were learned. As in “this is how we do it”. It wouldn’t surprise me.
Man, that’s going to be awkward. What if they both want to use it at the same time?