Hear hear

Twitter banned in Europe when?

Everyone’s saying so the parents don’t have to worry, but there’s also an evolutionary / natural selection aspect to it. Those that ensure their kids had kids are more likely to successfully ensure their genes are passed on than those that don’t. Also, grandparents can help alleviate the burden of raising a child and allow parents to make even more kids

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/how-much-did-grandmothers-influence-human-evolution-180976665/

I’m an avid pixiv user and believe it or not, it actually seems to go pretty well.

I get it, it’s internet hyperbole. But dude, if that happens please fight back. Protests, voting, or god forbid gunfire if need be. But don’t just give up and die, that’s what they want.

I wish, but this seems specifically aimed at smartphones only. However, this could open the door for Nintendo to make their own eshop for Android or Apple, and I suspect that’s what the gov is going for because it would directly benefit Japanese companies at the expense of foreign ones.

I mean, yeah sure, but do either long enough and you’re probably gonna have some permanent neurological damage

Anything longer than 5 seasons and they’re just milking it.

Halle Berry though… 🤔

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The smartest thing he has ever said and he doesn’t even realize it

I’m a sovereign citizen of the galaxy and I’m not subject to the laws or authority of the universe. “Physics”, as you sheep call it, is an unlawful system set up by a fake Milky Way government to assign us all corporate crab shell identities and remove our right to travel freely in the Z-plane

I mean, duh, I’m not creepy lizardman or a crabperson. Climate refugees are people.

They won’t care, they won’t even know about it because Fox News will scream that a trans person looked at a toilet last night in Ohio and now 4d8+6 children have been molested.

I apologized profusely and made sure they got extra treats today

A boss accepting a time off request without vague threats about firing you, or at least complaining about how they’ll need to find someone else to cover? Yeah, I call bullshit

You know what? Fuck it, let him use it. Then we can all laugh when it quite literally blows up in his face.

I sit down to dinner and my salad emails me: “We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty”