I heard sending all the blood to your penis gives you limited, temporary relief.

Bold of you to assume there was a call at all.

Fuck yeah! Any other Driveshaft fans out there!?

Wait, it’s all hashtags?

I beg thy pardon.

As you can see from the data: as Everybody increases, so too does Sucks.

A similar trend can be seen here: on the X axis we track Everything, and on the Y axis a pronounced increase in Fucked is revealed.

Politics is so team sports, they even think performance enhancing drugs are a bad idea.

Does it trouble you at all that the diagram doesn’t specify where the wall should be?

He’s obviously built himself thousands of little elevators over millenia. What did you guys think he was doing down there? Sleeping?

That’s a real shame. Swiss rolls are non-negotiable.

“SLAMS”

New fun size!

It does feel like a deliberately wrong choice…

But to say that she never wore it…! She had at least… 2 guest appearances where she wrote a collared uniform? Did she appear in the one where Worf jumps around the multiverse, or is that just Wesley I’m thinking of?

Ocho!

Remember: never confuse the Olframory regrion with the Orfancfary regain.

The weird part is in the mirror.

I have absolutely no problem renaming Easter Transgender Visibility Day. As long as I still get chocolate.

Balls?

Looks like he’s about to snap that man’s left hand off in the last panel.

And Playboy?