Man I loved Myst, this is cool!

Awww those weasel hands

No, it’s Jean Luc Picard in a Professor X costume.

Homie, enjoy your incoming hemorrhoid, you’ve earned it.

I’m so sorry for your loss. She looks like a sweet cuddly girl. :(

Worth it!

OMG I just wanna squeeze those drummies and pinch the beans

Yup

- Happy birthday!

- Thanks, you too!

Don’t know. A bar I used to go to had a hefeweizen called Wheaty McWheatface, which I thought was funny

This is not the first time you’ve posted about Ashlyn. She’s a 14 year old so there’s a high likelihood that she’s genuinely intolerable. But aren’t you in your twenties? Maybe don’t fixate on her so much. Lena needs to figure this out for herself.

Is this your ex Sam, who you posted about only one week ago, asking whether it would be a mistake to get back together? And the general consensus was to stay away because he’s clearly not into you?

It makes me toot too much :(

Mochi is so pretty

5 and 7 together, just feeling silly

Yeah he keeps it in his frunk.

Musk maybe, but Trump? I doubt it. I think he’s just an asshole.

Same. As an introvert I call this being “on”. Like making sure I smile appropriately and then wondering if I’m smiling too much, trying to establish a rapport when I’d rather just get to the point, remembering not to mutter to myself or make faces in response to my thoughts, and mirroring people’s body language. It’s easier just to be a weirdo!

Ohhh now I remember, he was so happy :)

But didn’t he get tired of frog tchotchkies after a while?