Foot panties!! This is now canon, someone call Merriam-Webster!
don’t keep sweatin’ what I do 'cause I’m gonna be just fine
Foot panties!! This is now canon, someone call Merriam-Webster!
Nah, gotta go with soks - can’t have that redundant k in there!
Helen is wearing socks with sandals. Helen don’t give a single phuck.
Same here. I’m in my early forties and retired. Small house, no kids, and we don’t carry debt beyond our mortgage, which will be paid off in 3 months. Not a fancy or flashy lifestyle by any means. It’s possible, it just takes sacrifice and living well below your means during your earning years.
This is why sometimes dog lick my nose.
I tell her to keep her licker in her licker cabinet but she no listen ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Oh snap
Uttar fucking Pradesh. I swear to god you guys need to get your shit together.
What do you mean by ‘agnostic Christian’ - that would seem to be an oxymoron?
You need to start harvesting soon you jabroni
It’s just disgusting how there’s no low too low for him. What a disgrace he is.
Ack I seem to have grown a penis too?! I’m a fraud!
Not much of a girlfriend, we never seem to get along
Wait hang on I’ve been using “za” for ages, was this not legal until now?
Could we have kippers for breakfast, Mummy dear, Mummy dear?
Blue jays are my faaavorite (next to my crowbros of course) 💙🖤
Yep it’s insane. Healthcare shouldn’t be a for-profit business FFS.
Is there a known material* that lightsabers don’t cut? Serious question.
*Beyond that time
KyloEmo Ren had a hissy and attacked a console, that thing should’ve been way more damaged.