In my local variant, we write jizz is Christ. Blessed be.
In my local variant, we write jizz is Christ. Blessed be.
I hate myself for crushing on him so hard
Give him the ol’ “woop woop” and a wink
Sounds kinda painful
he/him/his here
but it/it/its in bed 💅
A night with my ex and our buddies
Are you saying I could be gaming, reading, posting all day and hooking up in the showers at night, all for free?
Not if you’re gay
I for one nominate adorable, gentle, slutty, gorgeous, pliable Stamets to link to his OF. I wanna see your bod impaled by the cake guys.
During a super strong part of my older-bro fetish, I met a guy who played along without breaking character…. until he asked “is this getting weird?”
I saved the day and said “not as long as dad doesn’t hear us fucking.” Ahh. As get *good as it gets.
Or “your honor”:
Your Honor, you said you wanted to see my briefs?
My gym had open showers till recently. Even I don’t believe how many fucking awesome encounters happened there.
I literally had a short cry when they added stalls.
Is Mirror Spock single tho?